Caitlin Probst

So....we’re 3 miles from the epicenter, and when the earthquake started, we SPRINTED as fast as we could into the babies room. Or so I thought. Sound on.

Me: makes my children chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream 3 year old: “wow! This is like cardboard!”

I would pay $500 for my kids to stop waking up at the break of dawn

Blasting Olivia Rodrigo and Renee Rapp like the young, fun Gen Zer I am

Me no matter what the Supreme Court says about Diet Coke

When I say “I’ve got that dog in me” this is the dog

This indictment really does hit home that the US Government does not have secret knowledge of alien life. Trump would’ve told every car dealership owner who played a round of golf at Mar-a-Lago about the big, beautiful aliens with their yuge floating saucers

As a parent my greatest responsibility is curating the ideal environment to experience summer Saturday mornings as a kid.

I present: Indie eating pizza

@jeremynef Explain plz

Is it messed up to cold Facetime someone that you've never met? Asking for myself.

everyone at the stroke of midnight on their 30th bday

Genuinely disturbing

@JorgeBarraganPB Hi Jorge

How many new Pickleball companies do you think are started every day? It seems like I see or hear of one pop-up almost every day right now. Raise your hand👋🏾if that is your experience!

This is the storm that broke me.

this is how your email finds me,

@brooklynROFL @ehbaier The full version: an absolute bop open.spotify.com/track/2vcDt6RG…

@Lindseyruns Girl I have a list of things you need for YOU to recover if you want it

@brooklynROFL The existential fear started with Y2K and we haven’t looked back since 😎

@MegMorleyWalter When “right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta on a red eye midnight flight” hits 😭🫠

Did not expect to sob while listening to this deep dive into Goodbye Earl open.spotify.com/episode/6O9kXn…

@jeremynef @BenWilsonTweets I get to piggyback with Jer on the compound list

@BenWilsonTweets If we’re not first on the list so help me

If given the opportunity, would you live on a compound with your friends? Separate houses, connecting yards.