Caitlin Conner

body so tea the british are coming

God the standards I have for men now are through the ROOF.

Talking to my grandma outside of a day club be like

@dontbeafah I have never related to something more

Conversation with Emma- M: you cannot just lick all the Nutella off your toast E: you only said eating it out of a bowl is not good M: that's true but now I see you're all sticky E: and actually that's why no one should watch me all the time

they should play the most angry sounding music of all time for customer service hold lines. Would be fun.

I am so excited for someone to come home I’m painting a welcome sign because that’s what family is :) I can’t wait to sent this across the coast.

Spencer shay from icarly might be the funniest person in television

K so if I ever join some sort of wine book club thing I’d like someone to absolutely beat the shit out of me. Over and out

My dog will only Eat if there is part of MY bagels cream cheese on it. been eating plain bagels since 2022.

@WillRibaudo1 What can I say, I do my best thinking in the stall. Imagine dragons was just a plus

@Caitlin_Conner The womens restroom toilet stall is your favorite place whether Imagine Dragons is playing or not.

Imagine dragons is playing in the women’s restroom at this restaurant and I’m just debating if I should insinuate some sort of mosh pit / riot

I put love is blind on and in the beginning erik is absolutely not interested and by episode 2 he is sitting at the edge of the bed gasping and knows everyone’s name and backstory before I do 💀

*This is a thread and a honest conversation* Father: isn’t marriage meant to be holy and pure? Me: and is this not a pure moment for me to have lil Jon there with all my family and friends ??? Father: you’re completely missing the point here. Me: I think YOU are.

My father: so If you decide to get married one day I’ll help pay for the wedding in full. Me: if you can get @LilJon to preform at my wedding I’ll pay for the rest myself. Father: is that honestly what you want to do with your money? Me: I don’t really see another choice.?

Yesterday Erik dropped my entire brand new coffee on the ground on accident. Today I opened the car door and accidentally spilled his all over the seat. So I guess the universe works in my favor

Remember FarmVille lol

I receive a text this morning from a a dear friend that reads: “look what I found in my car of yours.” So Happy Halloween from my pastie & Vape stuck to one another in not even my own vehicle. 🎃 👻 Horray!

Leave it to yours truly to slip in literal dog shit ✌🏻

Yo why is this self driving car behind me a better driver than 99% of Californians Smfh