Caitlin Evans

@realDonaldTrump I’m not going to miss a president who sews seeds of hatred. Time for some unity. Stop undermining OUR DEMOCRACY. Bye now.

With the attack by the Radical Left Dems on the Republican Senate, the Presidency becomes even more important!

@realDonaldTrump Deal with it.

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

How much of your time is spent dreaming up new and exciting ways to scare your roommate/significant other? Asking for a friend.

"Is that your puppy dog?" "Yeah" "What's his name?" "He...his name Help." "Well that'll make calling for him to home real special, buddy."

2 yo sprinkles Doritos on my laptop just so he can keep saying "Gus licking your pee-uter" 😑

"The worst kind of monster is one who lacks compassion." Life lessons from the only Sensei who matters. Master Splinter. #TMNT

True feelings about your 2yo's IQ vs your own are painfully evident when you realize how proud you are when you finally dupe them. #momlife

The volume of piano decides the level of sad in every trailer. Ever. Violin helps too. #moviedate

The volume of bass decides the level of "cool" in every trailer. Ever.

In case you're feeling behind, think you could always have a 2yo dump out folded laundry, shampoo your carpet & undo it w/oatmeal warfare.

Despite how I voted, this is a very real picture of our current situation. twitter.com/clipperkyle/st…

Anyone hear the "walk off" song after presidential acceptance speech?

In case anyone was wondering, Willie Nelson can still tear it up. #BridgeSchoolBenefit #ShorelineAmpitheater

Initiative- doing the right thing WITHOUT being told. To anticipate. To think forward. Initiative is driven by something... What drives you?

Listening to a message from @chipingram on human sexuality... Guess what word Zephyr is now shouting from the back of the car? #ItsNotHuman

PSA to all SAHMs: it's 4pm. Is your coffee still in the microwave?

I've noticed that men who tell women to "smile more" rarely comply when politely asked to "exist less."

Anyone else have to separate your 2yo's veggie straws by color or else find the green ones hatefully smashed into your car's upholstery?

Read about the #prolife feminist agenda of the Women's Rights Convention held on 7/20/1848. facebook.com/FeministsForLi…

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