Caity

@BraaiEngineer It’s fine boss knows

@CaityAms also would not post this if any colleagues know u have twtr, it will reach boss

What would happen if I simply just quit my job

@Airaxora Pewdiepie happy wheels

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

@DRA6ONITE What the helly your parents garden looks so beautiful!

so much cat content

How high should you pull up a high waisted pants? I’m saying belly button and above. But I probably look like Obelix if I walk.

My social anxiety disappears the second I smell a woman wearing nice perfume. “Oh my goodness I’m so sorry if this is weird but you smell so good - what are you wearing?”

“You absolute potato” 😭😭😭

@cpt_depression_ Same my colleague said I shouldn’t be so negative but there’s nothing to be positive about so I’m just twiddling my thumbs with my mouth shut

Decided to stop bitching and moaning so much and now I don’t say anything the whole day, so it looks like it was around 95% of my communication

@billybrizzle420 I love Cecil too much

Just started watching Invincible I hope I like this

@PhiliDips_ Wow never thought of that before

@CaityAms Your monthly income would decrease

I’m gonna cry at work

@BlueCrush_Inc Johannes Cornelius - ek is blind, jammer

@CaityAms 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 It's a C!!!!!!!!! Not a G...😄 🤣 🤣🙈🙈🙈

Kyk eks n engeltjie. Mos.

@BlueCrush_Inc Johannes Gerhardus

@CaityAms 🤣 🤣 🤣 Joh... No you can't make that kinda mistakes with my name.

@SATechExplored @_ThePugFather Menlyn??? I thought we only had a Groenkloof one. Hayi

@CaityAms @_ThePugFather Perhaps not .... I just dont like the chain .... The owner of their Menlyn Branch is a complete asshole and that spoiled the entire chain for me ...

The trinchado at Mozambik is not trinchado, I used half that bottle of peri peri to try fix it 😂

@SATechExplored @_ThePugFather 2L R&R ain’t bad

@_ThePugFather If Mozambik was the last restaurant on the planet, I'll still not support them....

@cpt_depression_ Rosemary Ndlovu style

We’re house sitting for friends who are in a…different financial situation than ourselves. I can see my wife looking at me with those “when will I have this” eyes. Might kms for an insurance payout.

Nobody: My brain: HAGRID YOU BIG FAT OAF

@cpt_depression_ @SATechExplored Soek net iewers om uitmekaar uit te kan val

@SATechExplored @CaityAms Nou is ons glase vol urbanol en alcohol ne?

Watse deel van die goeie ou dae mis jy - is dit patriargie? Of lyfstraf kry?

@SATechExplored Jy klink soos my ma nou (Dis n fokofpolisiekar liedjie btw)

1.) Die krieket speel in die straat tot die straat ligte aankom... 2.) Ekt koerante afgelwer met die fiets in die oggend en dan skool toe geloop ( dit was minder as 2km van die huis af) 3.) Die feit dat ek op skool was en 21km met 'n BMX afgery het see toe om te gaan swem in die see en dan 21km terug gery het huis toe ...... en ek was veilig terwyl ek dit gedoen het .... 4.) Vrydae aande het ons op die strand gaan braai Goeie ou dae!!