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Cake
@CakeAndSequins
🧁✨🦄 . 📍Detroit
All up in your mind Katılım Şubat 2020
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Entire life story, omg. How do I turn it off?
tj ❤️🔥@xoxo_taj_BOSS
There’s something about my face that make strangers want to tell me their business
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Lmao love this. May we all aspire to love something or someone the way he loves cowbell.
Bill Oram@billoram
I think the High Point band has identified the proper amount of cowbell.
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Anyways did you guys know that if you have an allo (donor) bone marrow transplant, your blood type and antibodies can change and that’s why on stem cell we do TYPE AND SCREENS every 3 days? 😊 i watched my patient go from Type A to Type O because their stem cell donor was Type O.
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I'm sorry, is it 2006? 🤣
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby
My cousin ordered me a Blue MF i’ll kill a bitch in here
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Me when I come home from the grocery store with a couple bouquets 💖🥰
ᴶᴬᴱ ᵂᴵᴺᵀᴼᵁᴿ@JaeBaddd
Found a new hobby: Flower Arrangements 💐
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I was coaching my hs band's Flag Corps. Told the kids I was going to my college homecoming. Girl said her mom went there and was taking her. I said "if you see me, you ain't see me". This mf saw me and introduced me to her momma immediately 😐
MzAdubb@AdubbMz
Parents… if you see your kid’s teacher out at the bar, club…. Whatever… leave us be…😩😩
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I have more of these than I need 🤣🫶🏾
Paradoxe, The Great@Astronomikal1
I need friends who just wanna get food fr lmao.
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Just lower the prices of cocktails and the problem will be solved. $17 for one drink is absurd if when I can buy a bottle and the things needed to make it at home for $40 bucks and it equal like 10-15 of them
NBC Bay Area@nbcbayarea
The growing number of Americans choosing to abstain from alcohol has bars and restaurants scrambling to rethink their menus and other offerings. nbcbay.com/utUiyl4
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An iridescent pink glitter that needs to be removed and replaced 🫠
solé@layxsnv
So what color y'all toes rn?! Don't all say WHITE at once 🤣
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Chile, That Man and That Lady...
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby
i hate when couples be tryna fuck me bro go to counseling
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bodybuilders, gymheads, and bachelors everywhere cooked exclusively on this MF and went months to years without ever touching their stove again
RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow
In 1994, the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine was introduced
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Yes and I still have the same phone number 🤣
Jannn@jannnelss
Y'all remember when AT&T was Cingular?
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being a detroit sports fan
pingu@pingu4ll
what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it
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@smoke_nd_pearlz My mom told me mine when I was a child and somehow I remembered this information.
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NGL I’m a whole nurse with a BLOOD DISORDER and i still don’t know my blood type so…LMAO
swiss bae@thekonyjen
your father could not know your blood type or food allergies but as long as he married your mum you’d think that’s an accomplishment lmao, your mom is also a single mom. bless u
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