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And the people who are like “well I’m not licking the outside of the mug!” DO YOU TOUCH THE MUG THEN LATER TOUCH YOUR FACE? CONGRATS ON THE LEAD POISONING

So many vintage collectors get mad when folks tell them the dishes they are actively eating off of contain lead. “It’s been around for decades and no one ever died!” Let me hold your hand when I tell you this….

@NVIDIAGeForce This looks like fucking shit, dude

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@imlebsian YOOOOOO 🔥

got haircut

@imlebsian !!! 👀👀👀

getting haircut......

@strongbadegirl Why does your sandwich look like it was rendered in Unreal

i lied

idc how much you love harry potter. separate art from artist does not apply when the artist does this. her imminent endgame is halting trans adult healthcare. please spread the word & encourage loved ones to stop engaging w/ the franchise. wealth she gains hurts us directly. 🏳️‍⚧️

@aureylian REAL

Just tell me what PTO dates to put in

This is me if you even care

I just know those gyaru Chiikawa plushes are going to be IMPOSSIBLE to get in the US

@Lilstarfox64 Ah they’re a family of characters from Resident Evil 7! The game is set in south Louisiana! I retweeted a joke about one of them making a good jambalaya lol

@CakeWarlock What’s the Bakers?

I love the Bakers because they are a family every single Louisianan knows. They seem to be upper middle class with a big plot of country land with multiple buildings on it, all decorated outdated as hell. Camper for hunting trips. I just know they had season tix for LSU football

It’s fun that a game that so gross and scary also has these weird little niches in it that make me very nostalgic. The details in RE’s environments are just always so lovely and thought out They still shouldn’t have had a basement in the swamp tho

Their media room with the home bar and all the deer trophies on the wall? I must’ve seen ten just like it growing up and visiting friends and family

Lrt/ you know Jack Baker tore shit UP at their family crawfish boil

Jack Baker if he survived the mold in RE7:

my gay ass is NOT surviving in resident evil games

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I don't want anyone else to have you, not even God

@ExtremeRate switch 2 transparent cherry pink shells when?? 😩 if I’m gonna finally get a switch 2 I gotta be able to make it cute