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@Mistergrandpa47 Mom doesn’t have any other kids and just loves me, sounds like your mom fucking hates you

@CalGetsBucks Grown ass man getting an Easter basket. Mommy knows you’re softer then baby shit 🤣🤣🤣

“Yea idk I didn’t know what to get you” says my mother after getting me a literal signed Ryan Rollins picture

@redhead_og Who the fucks knows, I didn’t ask but it’s cool as fuck

@CalGetsBucks What raffle be giving away ryan Rollins signed photos that’s outrageous 😭😭😭

“Hit the gym” “2xl” yea hide behind your burners you fucking pussies

@redhead_og Dude I was so confused my mom was like yea my coworker won a raffle and knew you liked the bucks so she gave it to me. My mom said she didn’t even know who it was and had to google him lmaooooo

@CalGetsBucks Ryan Rollins signed photo is crazy tho we not moving past that

@redhead_og I ain’t scared of any of these losers lmao, I’m having fun with these replies

@CalGetsBucks It’s all good those guys who hide behind the burners are the most self conscious you already won lol

@evil_whiteboy @Cryptozinh0 @Bihgdawg @grok This unfortunately the one guy I can’t fight back against, he’s fucking hilarious tho 😂

@CalGetsBucks @Cryptozinh0 @Bihgdawg @grok he’s kinda cooking you bro you gotta fight back

@Saquon_szn_ My mom likes to keep it to just the chocolate bunny, I rarely eat any of this shit anyways

@CalGetsBucks No giant Reese’s egg?

@HotNunnilingus I’m 6’3 222, not skinny but not too fat

@CalGetsBucks 2x ain't even crazy. Could just be a big dude who already swoll who knows. I guess you would know. What's your wt+ht? I'll go first, I'm 6' 1/2" (yes the half Inch matters lol) and 300lbs. I'm porky but also a former lineman and have a decent amount of muscle mass. But I am fat

@UnanimousNPOY Wow super original

@CalGetsBucks You’re fat

@da_truth__3 If I made 10 dollars an hour I would have killed myself a long time ago

@CalGetsBucks I can tell your a grown ass man making 10$ a hour

@PichardRitino69 @gunstockmt Lowkey he’s probably right 😭

@gunstockmt @CalGetsBucks Lowkey a great shout

Marzion give it up, he’s leaving and he’s toxic to our team

@gr00vyj Gum

@CalGetsBucks Walking round the house with tuna breath be wild

IT'S #NATIONALCHAMPIONSHIP GAME DAY 🏆 #5 Wisconsin vs #1 Michigan 📍 Indianapolis, IN ⏰ 8:50pm ET 📺 TBS, truTV #MarchMadness

@kanyewestmember Lmaoo

@CalGetsBucks was gonna say sumn but 6’3 valid lol

@Bihgdawg You gotta get my dick outta your mouth, gotta breathe at some point

@CalGetsBucks You posted the most , “ my mom still wipes my ass “ titty boy basket and expected no flak on Twitter ? Calm down chubs

@Bihgdawg @zinzy_js Bro you’re still on my dick? Get a fucking job holy shit 😭 this is just sad

@zinzy_js @CalGetsBucks

America

@_lonelyfans Them shits are delicious

@CalGetsBucks Tuna packets is hilarious

@degenofallthing Lmaooo all good

@CalGetsBucks I’m a retard. My apologies

@FourYonkos They are just uncanny now

@CalGetsBucks New era of cosmic brownies just aren’t it it’s a shame

@pissonher Thank you Robert Kelly

@CalGetsBucks Maybe a treadmill?