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@AMCTalkingDead When are we going to see the Negan origins episode?😈😈

I get ready for you all the time@Spernal @Seanyybbbb

@KappaSigmaHQ always wins the gold medal. #1 in the Fraternal World.

Ok Denzel Valentine I see you kid!!!

@Schoooooon so funny that you're the one who actually told me to shut up "I know what I'm doing dude"

@Schoooooon 27 you better hope Jesus is merciful

@Schoooooon Jesus knows your soul Raymond Wardell

Only in the military would you have to make yourself as uncomfortable as possible in order to get comfortable enough to sleep.

@jennaskurnick wooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

Having a complete mental breakdown so bad you forget your name<<<<

im only loyal to those who are loyal to me under any circumstance. I need infinite loyalty.

@jennaskurnick littttttttt😁😁😁 happy birthday twinnn. #youreahairywizard

Damn, I could go for a bud light right now. Or like 30

When your mom is yelling at you and breaks out the words pussyfooting around, It's okay to start laughing hysterically and walk away.

"Yelling Fuck" is the new FDA approved drug for election relief when you realize Donald Trump could be president. amp.twimg.com/v/48e14a8f-234…

@James_R_Hoffman they should make a Canadian league of their own. #theresnocryinginbaseball

@James_R_Hoffman reality check. #stillthebest #28andcounting