Cal Mart Enjoyer

Secured my @uscfb 2026 season tickets earlier today! LFG ✌️

LSU fans opening twitter and finding out that the best in Louisiana play for USC

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @JavonVital2027 @uscfb @BarstoolSC @HonorFaalave @QuentinHalee15 @4_Dannny @AarynWash1 @DrewFielder11 @EliWoodard_ THE BEST IN LOUISIANA PLAY FOR USC✌️✌️✌️

BREAKING: Class of 2027 ATH Javon Vital Jr. has Committed to USC, he tells me for @Rivals The 5’10 185 ATH from Lake Charles, LA chose the Trojans over LSU and Ole Miss “Took so many losses can’t believe I finally get to win” on3.com/rivals/javon-v…

@scoduckz You won a national championship in 1939, before the desegregation of college basketball 👍

USC realizing that an elite 8 participation ring doesn't fill up the trophy case

@Hayesfawcett3 @CoachChadSavage @Rivals @DrewFielder11 @uscfb @BarstoolSC @LincolnRiley @DreBrownUSC @_maximus347 @HonorFaalave @CoachZachHanson @AarynWash1 THE BEST IN CALIFORNIA PLAY FOR USC ✌️

BREAKING: Four-Star OT Drew Fielder has Flipped his Commitment from Oregon to USC, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’6 290 OT from Anaheim, CA had been Committed to the Ducks since February 1st “I’m staying home! FIGHT ON✌️” on3.com/rivals/drew-fi…

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @Roye_Oliver @uscfb @BarstoolSC @SSN_USC @LincolnRiley @DreBrownUSC @CoachChadSavage @_maximus347 THE BEST IN THE WEST PLAY FOR USC✌️✌️✌️

BREAKING: Elite 2028 WR Roye Oliver III has Committed to USC, he tells me for @Rivals
 Oliver, a unanimous First-Team All-American in 2025, recorded 92 receptions for 1,839 yards and 31 TDs last season “I’m Home Grandpa Brown, Fight On✌️”
 on3.com/rivals/roye-ol…

the best in California stay in California ✌️‼️

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @4_Dannny @TrovonReed @uscfb @BarstoolSC @SSN_USC @HonorFaalave @AarynWash1 @QuentinHalee15 @LincolnRiley ✌️✌️✌️

BREAKING: Four-Star CB Danny Lang has Committed to USC, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’1 170 CB from Los Angeles, CA chose the Trojans over Oregon and Ohio State “If you wanna be great come play for T. Reed”

on3.com/rivals/danny-l…

The most all time Olympic Gold medals by school! *as of when I made this graphic

@bassmasterq8_37 @KingSully30 @PurdueSports @drewbrees @Captsully @nocontextcfb Purdue was founded in 1869 and has 3 national championships. USC has 138. Purdue’s rate of national championships is 1 every 52.3 years. At the current rate, Purdue would tie the Trojans in the year 9091 even if USC never won a title again. Sit down and take the L.

@KingSully30 @PurdueSports @drewbrees @Captsully @nocontextcfb USC needs to just take the L

1 of 1 😤

@bosox92165 @BoilerUniforms 3 since 2024. Women’s Volleyball (2024), Men’s Indoor T&F (2025), and Men’s outdoor T&F (2025). The same amount of titles Purdue has won in its 157 year history.

@CalMartGuy @BoilerUniforms How many on the Big 10?

USC is immediately removed from the Big Ten for posting this.

Your move, @PurdueSports.

Purdue was founded in 1869 and has 3 national championships. USC has 138. Purdue’s rate of national championships is 1 every 52.3 years. Even if USC were to never win another title again, it would still take Purdue 7,065 years to tie the Trojans. ✌️

@PurdueSports What is this a trophy room for ants??? 😂

➕ to add to that