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Any man without 1m in his account is a fish!!!!

@oneman_official @kenkenlewu Those people that are looking for how to ruin families. I heard of one, she accused her parents of physical violence. They took her in, then the parents left the country😅. They began begging for them to take back their child when the saw it wasn't a false accusation.

@kenkenlewu Who want give her nice house. They lied to her. Foolish girl.

A Nigerian parents in the UK p1cked their 14-year-old daughter with p0lice, back then in Nigeria, this girl was very well-behaved, no issues at all. Even when they first moved to the UK, she was still fine. But suddenly, everything changed. If you talk to her, she would tell her mother, “Sh&t up.” If the father talks, she would stand chest to chest with him, ch@llenging him. It became obvious she was trying to pr0v0k£ them to react. One day, the father told her to do something, and she refused. She stood face to face with him, b0ldly saying she wouldn’t do it. That was when the father lost it. Instead of reacting physically, he called the police. When the p0lice arrived, the father said, “Please p1ck her up.” The mother was sc@red, but the father insisted, “This is my house. If she wants to be bigger than me here, then let the p0lice take her. If I touch her, social services will pick me up, so let them carry her.” In the UK, once a child starts behaving like that, they often assume it could be m£nt@l health-related. The police said they wanted to take her for m£nt@l health evalu@tion. Immediately she heard “m£nt@l health,” she started begging her parents. But the father refused. He said they must take her. And that was how the p0lice took her away. The next day, social services came to the house. They told the parents the girl had been crying non-stop, begging, and saying she wanted to confess. The father still refused to see her. They pleaded with him, saying she hadn’t eaten and was just cry!ng. Two days later, he finally agreed to see her. As soon as she entered the house, she went straight to lie down and started begging her parents. She conf£ss£d that her friends in school told her to pr0v0k£ her parents so they would h!t her. Then she would report them, and the government would take her away, give her a nice house, pay her money, she will go on vacations, buy iPhones, and enjoy life. But the plan didn’t go as expected. The script flipped on her.... Lady recounts how UK parents humbled their 14-year-old daughter after repeated misbeh@v!0rs and sh0cking actions.

@echo_vick Are you just hearing this news? 😂

I hear say tinubu buy solar, how true is this

The man I buy car parts from is an igbo man. This car, is the exact kind of car he drives. I have been his customer for over 2 years now since I came across him. I have shared few experiences of my car being bashed. He has been the one selling for me when I need a part. Why did I keep going to him? He has a very strong customer service behavior. My first day with him, he told me I look handsome. Even though I knew he was trying to be get me smiled, I felt relaxed pricing before I buy and even when I didn’t agree with the price. He said, “Oga, buy from me na abi you no wan make my pikin chop? Na because of you I come market o” Then I was like it’s just a difference of 1500. So I told him, I will check around, if I don’t see any lesser price I will buy from you. He said no problem Oga. So I went to price in few places and I returned because the price was the same or even more. When I got back to him. He said, Oga, you don finally bring my pikin money. That was not what I was expecting. Many will behave otherwise. He remained friendly still. So I bought and left. That is how I became his customer for life. But that is not even the story. My last episode at PWD ikeja made me visit him again and after attending to me, it was already late and I didn’t take my car along. He asked where I am living. I told him. Then it happens that he lives around my area so few minutes later he closed his shop and we left to the car. So we got to where he parked and this is the type of car he drives. I was surprised! Well, I will keep my reasons to myself. So we got talking along the way and realized I was talking to a business genius who never stepped on the university ground. He told me he has been in this business since 2009. How he started from selling electronics DVD gadgets to selling motor parts. He said he has 3 shops in different part of Lagos. Told him about myself, it was then he knew my name and we dived into family discussion. Just at that moment, we got infront of his house. His was before my bus stop. It was there I had to look at him again. He said this is my house Oga. I was like na you gan gan be Oga. This man literally built a mansion. I couldn’t stop gazing. He said Mr Akeju, I am raising another 8 flats in your area which i will be renting out. At that point, I was seeing a different man with purpose. As in success as a human being. Even at this revelation, he remained humble still. He invited me to come inside so he could entertain me as we already got along. All I could say is, another time Oga. And I applied many of what he said to my life. Here is a man without BSC or MSC who understands business and “customer-retention” than many graduates working in offices. A man who is constantly thirsty for more success even when success sure. A man ‘practicalising’ economics even than those who studied economics. A man who understands that you don’t wear riches, but rather invest it. He is a case study and there are many like him who makes gold but do not wear gold. Dear youths, there is more to life than the Venza, Prada, 10k dolls neck chain. I believe there are many more to learn here.. © Shola Akeju

@Iamowolabi01 @Yoga_Queen01 The girl is not all right. If she has claims of what she's saying she should talk straight. All this farmzing sef. Don't pick it else something will happen. What is the thing gan gan that will happen 🤡

@Yoga_Queen01 Yes I stay alone, nothing has fallen or else it’s prolly a roach or mosquito and instantly once I say light on I’ll see it and kill whatever the thing is. Guess what, even if it’s a Gecko which I rarely see or can’t remember last time I see, I’ll kill it and nothing will happen

If you live alone and something suddenly falls in your house when everywhere is quiet, don’t be quick to dismiss it as an accident. It was a presence check! When a spirit enters your home, it doesn’t reveal itself immediately. It drops objects to measure your reaction and gauge your fear. So, try to stay calm. Don’t rush to check where the sound came from. And most importantly, DO NOT pick up whatever object that fell, until the next day around the same time it happened else, otherwise you might regret it for life.

@RealDuke_O @oluomotoso @__CD2 I don't know what's actually hard in his statement that's incomprehensible. There's something called bad debt, and it's either closed or bidded off over a period of time when a lender defaults. In simple words, a loan shouldn't be compounding.

@oluomotoso @__CD2 Grok didn't even understand this statement. Bro please breakdown your statement to a layman understanding. No be we send you go read banking and finance.

So a guy borrowed 4,700 from Opay 4 years ago and didn’t payback then, now he’s to payback 1.6m?😂😂

@sammy2high4U @nolimitmiracle Omo people ways of doing business is crazy bro

@nolimitmiracle Sakirin motos posted this for 85m 😭

2025 Toyota BZ3x EV FWD Fully electric Mileage 17000km Battery capacity: 58.37KWH RANGE:520km Car condition: good condition Price: 35,304,000 Doorstep delivery, no hidden prices

@nolimitmiracle Your prizes are wild bro. I saw a nigga posting 2025 Sienna for 170m 😭 x.com/i/status/20345…

@john322226 He's an Idiot and a poor man

I just see a video of Cubanna chief priest and seyi Tinubu and president Tinubu in Uk. Na only God know the kind big bags for chiefpriest possession now for am to Dey this loyal. That man na confirm hustler😂😂

@myk_da_preacher Same 2021, Toyota Camry 08 was 1.6M

I bought a clean Toyota Camry 2011 in 2021 for 2.9M. today, it's about 10M May God punish APC 🙏

@yehhmisi Say it with your full chest 🙂

Once I see insults in my comments or quotes, I can already guess the demographic the person belongs to, and it’s usually a particular one.

@nolimitmiracle To drive this car in Nigeria, you need at least 5 LX550, 3 GX560, and 2 Hilux.

2022 Hongqi H9. 🏷️44M naira Car condition : perfect Doorstep Delivery includes Buying , shipping , custom duty No hidden charges

@yabaleftonline Chai person talk this thing now now ooo for my TL. Make I come tag the boy 😫😫😭

FG unveils £746 million UK deal to modernise Nigeria’s seaports.

@Alhajirostova 1000:1

the ratio of stupid people to sensible people is 20:1 in Nigeria

@viktorbensonyt 🤡

27 years old man marry 18 years old lady 28 years old man marry 19 years old lady 29 years old man marry 20 years old lady 30 years old man marry 21 years old lady 7-10 years is ideal and perfect for marriage

@Heis_dd @Ever_Vee2 Was about to say this, but then I realized there's only so much you can explain to a woman 😅😂

@Ever_Vee2 'Big Daddy' na from 2002 to 2006 o

One Prof back in school bought a 2010 "Big Daddy" from me when he saw the post on green app. While the car was in perfect condition, he wasn't completely satisfied because originally he wanted a tinted BMW. Fast forward to 2 few after, Prof returned it and it was swapped with a clean Golf that a young man brought in from Lafia. According to the young man, he doesn't want the Golf anymore since everyone around the community were calling him by his car name "Abdul Golf"! 😄 Meanwhile, when I presented the car to Oga Prof, he instantly liked it. Men and cars! Last week in February, a young dude walked up to that same car he wanted(big daddy)..paid in full, the document was handed over and he left. Wow, yesterday i saw how he has pimped that car, i couldn't believe it was it until he honked and waving at me with 100% smiles. Everyone is happy 😊. If you can't afford to maintain it, you can't afford to buy it📌. You're getting your keys soon. Ve🔑🔑

Nigerian GenCos have shut down operations over debt. Your president moved off grid and is now in London flexing. You’ve been made to pay extra for electricity that you don’t have. Don’t worry, collect that rice again. You hear.

@zgbocode @smartnakamoura Even Harvard CS50 starts with C. It helps understand the very fundamental of communicating with the computer.

@smartnakamoura With all due respect, you are dull. Remove that "Smart" from your name.

Nigerian uni is giving us C programming in 2026. Not React. Not cloud. Not even basic web dev. C for that matter omoo who are we building for 😭

@Hussainzandam @AbbaM_Abiyos The maths isn't mathsing. It means there are 26 people all together, and would take them 2yrs and 1 month to complete the circle. I don't see a bit of sense in this.

@AbbaM_Abiyos This is absolutely a lie. No LG chairman in northern Nigeria can disburse 50 million naira. They have no political or financial autonomy whatsoever. They are simply aids to the state governors.

Rumors is circulating 😳🔥🔥 In one of the NW States, some Local Governments Chairmen organized a saving “ADASHE” where they saved N50million every month 😳 Every month one of them will carry about N1.3 billion 😭😭😭.

Two genealogical truths in scripture you probably did not pay attention too 1. Bathsheba’s Father(Eliam) Was One of David’s Mighty Men Many people know that Bathsheba’s grandfather was Ahithophel,David’s famous counselor,but something even more interesting is that Bathsheba's