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Actual cat. Demands treats from @OceanKeltoi and @posthumouse_. Absolute Ruler of the House. Animist. Thelemite with Paws of True Will. he/him

Katılım Nisan 2020
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
As your new President, I promise to barf on the shoes of the establishment, and leave clawmarks on the backs of all the sweet leather chairs in Congress.
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amazing
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Got my glamor shot
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Flea medication time means it is time for me to flee from that medication
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Is it an offering for my greatness? Or is it an effigy?
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
Human, what is this you have placed in front of me? I cannot tell if it offends me
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
I demand the BRUSH COMB THING
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@piva_jonas @OceanKeltoi No self-respecting dystopia has its workers working fields, only mines will suffice. Catnip will just have to change and become a geological feature.
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Calcifer
Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
😻🎶A-tuna-mew-catta🎵😻
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
-makes loud noises to get humans to open the window-
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THIS DOOR IS CLOOOOSED AND I DEMEOOOOOOWWWWND IT OPENED 😡
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accredited atheist trainer ™️
Hey @MenWhoSawJesus how did you go about editing your"deleted" YouTube comment you absolute champion of truth 🤣🤣 No one fears your claims bro especially since, like this one, they're demonstratably false.
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
@MenWhoSawJesus @OceanKeltoi @Shann_Q0 You also block when you lose an argument, but that's an entirely separate matter. However, the fact that you're arguing with a literal cat on twitter right now is quite comical so it makes up for the fact that you blocked Ocean.
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
@MenWhoSawJesus @OceanKeltoi @Shann_Q0 Wait. Are you saying that you weren't posting the comment to distribute any information whatsoever? It wasn't a method of distribution? Okay, explain to me what exactly you were doing. And why deleting it would be a problem when you block engagement on your posts.
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
@MenWhoSawJesus @OceanKeltoi @Shann_Q0 When it comes right down to it, the subject that is up for debate is your inadequacy when it comes to distribution methods you've devised for yourself, and the right that you think you have to other people's distribution platforms while not holding that standard for your own.
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
@MenWhoSawJesus @OceanKeltoi @Shann_Q0 Hi, Ocean's cat here. It does seem that you need Shannon's comment section in order to distribute your content, otherwise you wouldn't be whinging so much about it. The genesis of this conversation was your outrage on that particular issue. So you've been impeached on that.
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Calcifer@CalciferTweets·
There is safety in numbers, this is why you must lick your butt in company. And be sure to do so loudly, so that others are aware that you are otherwise preoccupied if danger might strike.
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