Calcu_Doge5000

410 posts

Calcu_Doge5000

Calcu_Doge5000

@Calcu_Doge5000

Katılım Ekim 2013
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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
The ecological catastrophe coming because of mass migration from Asian countries is going to cost future generations the outdoors as we know them.
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Bubblebumbutt
Bubblebumbutt@AdrienAden·
Nothin like a dildo on a broomstick 😉 How you like the up close fov?
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@20_decade @washghost1 easily coulda just pushed him with your foot while he was squatting, kick the dog if he chases you while carrying on
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CaleTheNail
CaleTheNail@20_decade·
@washghost1 Thats an instant get pushed to the ground and if he gets up jab cross hook combo
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Washingtons ghost
Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
Him getting close to my dog would’ve set me off
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@PeachJars shout out to octomom for riding a sybian during an interview.
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Xavier Deal
Xavier Deal@UnfairBan4264·
@QuirklessStoner poachers don't exist in monster hunter because it takes years for a hunter to train to fight even weaker monsters, it's why they can fall from anywhere and suffer no damage, also poachers get the Fuck around and Find out treatment from all monsters
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@PeachJars i feel like most people are looking at the boobs (which i don't blame them) but the squish on her hips is something else.
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PeachJars
PeachJars@PeachJars·
let me carry your groceries for u king
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@demenishki we'd need a more recent pic to really understand what you're working with
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deme
deme@demenishki·
was looking at an old photo of me and i realized that i need to lock in. i’m gonna be better than my peak. watch 😮‍💨
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@aqua_books I was wondering why you claimed it took her two hours to complete the design, only to see her start drawing ALL of her hair. My jaw dropped.
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蒼乃あくあ@遥かなる蒼
マリン船長の【トモコレ】ノエル団長キャラクリ ダイジェスト 制作時間約2時間半費やしてるこだわりとそれを再現できてるマリン船長のクリエイティブ力が凄いんですよ #マリン航海記 #わかるマリン
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@katelovelymomo Luna's biggest ambition is to create a huge cruise liner, she really is NL's daughter.
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Lovelymomo🀄
Lovelymomo🀄@katelovelymomo·
Luna discovered that the cruise got cancelled and asked us why. We told her that we had to cancel it for everyone's safety. She then said, "When I grow up, I'll make a very, very big cruise ship that's super safe so no one will get hurt & everyone will be happy." Made me tear up
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@TrueLordPotato he's been gone so long her boobs are sagging, he better hurry up or she's gonna trip on them.
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CEO of GOTH GIRLS
CEO of GOTH GIRLS@TrueLordPotato·
he promised to marry her, but...
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@fallstar_games I've played most of the recent releases, how do you get the art so good? it really doesn't look like AI.
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Alastair
Alastair@Ali_900r·
@uhd_pictures Fake tits are not tits. They're a cheap reproduction body kit. Bring back flat saggys and bush.
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UHDpictures
UHDpictures@uhd_pictures·
Ageing like fine wine. Cory Chase 🤍
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Connor
Connor@CDawgVA·
CYCLETHON IS 24 HOURS AWAY 🫡 (please don't zoom in on the window reflection)
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@fitlakare as long as you're pushing 30 farts out your ass you'll always have someone
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Calcu_Doge5000
Calcu_Doge5000@Calcu_Doge5000·
@baey0n Cam didn't do any rotoscoping, he doesn't deserve anything.
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chloe :›
chloe :›@calms__·
@LudwigAhgren I might just be PMS-ing but I legit teared up this ep. Li touring them around, showing that nice landscape. Grandpas being amazed at their Chinese. Li and his father cooking for them. The kids knocking to their door just to take a photo with them. My heart is swelling.
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ludwig
ludwig@LudwigAhgren·
Sorry for the wait! episode 5 is here
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