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@CalculatedShade

she/her | Hala Madrid 🤍

Katılım Ocak 2026
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@bayern_MOB Your avi dude has 0 non penalty goals in big games this season. You’re exposing the wrong ones
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STOP THAT LAMINE!!!!
STOP THAT LAMINE!!!!@bayern_MOB·
Exposing how Cristiano ronaldo’s champions league career outside of real madrid is extremely overrated
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@InvertTheWing You’re very nosy and entitled for someone who supports Spurs. Kind of surprising
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@RmaBello_7 Well deserved for pathetico and negriera fc
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The medical team held Ferland Mendy back from becomimg the undisputed GOAT LB... 💔 Unforgettable, unforgivable.
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@fedri8co Sad it was a golden era ! Love football but it doesn’t feel the same sometimes
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federico (fan)@fedri8co·
prime football is coming to an end💔
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Rk@RkFutbol·
So which knee of Mbappé is actually injured?
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50 followers… we’ve made it big guys 😭😭😭 That’s 50 people who willingly signed up to see me defend my club like a lawyer and speak absolute nonsense Hala Madrid 🤍👊🏽
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@MadridXtra Are they agents sent by rival club ?..
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Madrid Xtra@MadridXtra·
🚨 BREAKING: Summary on Real Madrid’s former nutrition specialist Itziar González statements about Real Madrid’s medical staff since she left the club in December: • On her first day, the medical staff told her that they know how to manipulate Florentino Pérez and will make him think she’s incompetent so she gets fired • ⁠Food that she advised against was served at the buffet • ⁠The chef ignored her input and cooked whatever he wanted • ⁠The doctors/physiotherapists told the players to ignore her instructions and she wasn’t updated on how the players are doing • ⁠Real Madrid’s doctor believes that food and supplements have nothing to do with injuries and performance • Players who did work with her said that they saw a lot of improvements. No more tiredness or pain, way less cramps, more agility and pace • Players were extremely respectful and great to work with but are ‘victims in a cage built by the medical staff’ • ⁠The medical staff were upset that the players loved her work, so they then proceeded to make false accusations to get her fired • After the players told her they’ll protect her and tell the truth to Florentino Pérez, she was prevented from any contact with the players, she wasn’t allowed to go to matches, and then she got fired • She called Real Madrid’s medical staff ‘Ignorant, well-connected narcissists who only hurt the players’ and said the club should look for competent, educated people • Real Madrid’s medical staff use the free version of ChatGPT to give supplements to the players
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Who's the face of the league now?
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🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid’s former nutrition specialist Itziar González implying that Real Madrid’s medical staff use ChatGPT to give supplements to the players.
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@FabrizioRomano Respect to legend Salah ! Liverpool fans, we have guy who could be the perfect replacement for him. We need to return the favour.
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah has decided to LEAVE LIVERPOOL in June, at the end of the current season.
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@TopbinsTobi You’re at the right place my friend 🤝 this demonic PR institution needs to be exposed
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Topbins!
Topbins!@TopbinsTobi·
@CalculatedShade Yh, this all makes sense I followed you cause i support anyone who shades Barca 😂😂
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Champions League Goal Tally: - Xavi and Iniesta: 11 & 11 in 150 and 130 Ucl games -Jude Bellingham: 15 in 35 UCL games * This post wasn’t made to show disrespect towards Iniesta and Xavi but show how good Bellingham is
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🚨| BREAKING: Fermín López has equalled Luka Modric’s Champions League goal tally in 114 fewer matches. - Luka Modric: 9 goals in 142 UCL games - Fermín López: 9 goals in 28 UCL games * This post wasn’t made to show disrespect towards Modric, but show how good Fermin is.

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