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@CalculatedShade

she/her | Hala Madrid 🤍 | stay away if you’re a Mbappe cultist

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☠️@CalculatedShade·1d

On today’s Saga of “Madrid Saint Germain” You just gotta laugh at this point. Coincidences & more coincidences 👏👏👏👏

Ramón Álvarez de Mon@Ramon_AlvarezMM

🚨Hay jugadores con peso en el vestuario del Real Madrid que piden al club la salida de Valverde este verano. Tema muy delicado de gestionar por el recorrido de Valverde en el Madrid.

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@ispaullasso @Mario___RM 🤬

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@CalculatedShade @Mario___RM Meanwhile Florentino on press conference:

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(fan) Mario@Mario___RM·2h

Con la rueda de prensa de Florentino ha pasado desapercibido esto.

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@gilsrma I think it should be more than that He’s literally the traitor if it’s all true The irreversible damage he has brought to club’s reputation

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and carvajal. he deserves to leave this club in shame without a farewell, not like toni and luka, because they represented madridismo better than our supposed “captain”

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but Carreras won’t go untouched by Rudiger

Transfer News Live@DeadlineDayLive

🚨 Full-back Álvaro Carreras is considered UNTOUCHABLE at Real Madrid this summer. ⚪️ Only Antonio Rüdiger, Dean Huijsen and Trent Alexander-Arnold share the same status at the Bernabéu, with the rest of Madrid’s defensive options potentially available for transfer. 👀 (Source: @DiarioAS)

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@kultureviral To cook *

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KULTURE@kultureviral·2h

@CalculatedShade 😂😂😂😂 I’m also waiting for his return

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steal their peace, put them in their places , starting from the dictator special one

Madrid Universal@MadridUniversal

🚨 .@jpedrerol: "Tic Tac is officially back. Jose Mourinho is coming."

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@kultureviral You want him cook Vinicius I know you 😭😭😭😭😭

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@peja_rma03 “Arrffoived in madreeeeeeeeddd” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I can’t unhear this😭

❄️@footyhan

he improved his english 😭😭

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@Belligoalera Grandpa has a Twitter account for sure I wish he had seen the petition news

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Belligoal era@Belligoalera·4h

We were all saying he brought cancer (mbappe) perez real thought we were saying he has cancer🤣🤣🤣

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@Belligoalera STOP

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@Belligoalera 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I’ve never seen a captain more petty, contemptuous, immature, and politically maneuvering as Dani Carvajal in Madrid. I haven’t seen him showing exemplary leadership and he’s always involved in some clownish shit

(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍@AdriRM33

Dani Carvajal dando like a un vídeo de Manolo Lama criticando a Florentino Pérez. Sin duda es de los peores CAPITANES que tiene este Real Madrid. Qué vergüenza 🤢

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@MadridUniversal What if he’s the mole and not cabellos?

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Madrid Universal@MadridUniversal·4h

🚨 Dani Carvajal has liked an Instagram post of Spanish journalist Manolo Lama criticizing Florentino Perez's press conference.

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@bishoyromani99 @MadridXtra Although he’s an adult and should be responsible for his own actions, he’s either in bad company or the untouchable status from the first few months got to his head before he started tweaking. Hopefully, he will regain his senses next season.

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