Von Wafer

Ohh.. so it's that kind of fed

@GavinGrimez Sry babe

What the fuck was that?

“Even if it’s only temporary at least we had this shit.”

Old. Out of shape. Put me out of my misery.

I can’t stop itching at the thoughts of tarnished hope.

@DiOGeeJC For sure

@CalebHouston_ I have been doing it wrong all this time.. Gaaaaaaaawleeee

I should have become a rich playboy who keeps people around me who get mad about someone questioning their penis size and push all my buddies in a circle jerk. I'm NOT that kind of douche drip.. I forget sometimes that I don't need trophies to feel like my dick is throbbing

@DiOGeeJC That’s weird, bro. If you can’t for the homies who can you do it for?

@CalebHouston_ That's not how that works.. Never have I ever done that for the homies, you wild!

@daniels_brett @DiOGeeJC Coming from him you can see where the confusion lies

@CalebHouston_ @DiOGeeJC Uh oh uh oh

I have MC Hammer "2Legit2Quit" stuck in my head and I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have almost broke out the dance...

@DiOGeeJC My b

@CalebHouston_ I did not..

@DiOGeeJC My bad. Thought you said frosted mini weiners

@CalebHouston_ I meant the cereal.. Do people dye pubes?

@DiOGeeJC Wait you frosted your pubes?

@CalebHouston_ Frosted Mini Wheats are good tho..

@DiOGeeJC Embrace it

@CalebHouston_ and your display name is very hurtful but I laughed so there is a balance

@DiOGeeJC O…K. But still let’s see

@CalebHouston_ ... MySpace is dead and they wasn't frosted!!!

🎭

@SupremacySavior It’s our relationship

@CalebHouston_ Awww you got me

Okay 🤭

@SupremacySavior 🧢

@CalebHouston_ I missed you

@SupremacySavior Always babe

@CalebHouston_ I’m sure

@DiOGeeJC @BuiltForCyn Brush your teeth when you’re done

@CalebHouston_ I was just planning to make @BuiltForCyn be the Sundae but now I have options..

Bout to get into a Sunday like a Sundae..