The Farmercist

Unfortunately, we now live in a world where the intelligent must keep quiet so that the stupid will not be offended…

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

Tuelewane btw, Tuko cardi basically means Ruto Must Go. Rt if you agree

One of the rarest and most critically endangered primates in the world. With fewer than 70 remaining in the wild, the Cat Ba langur are born bright orange and then turn black. Found in Vietnam’s Ha Long Bay, they have the remarkable ability to drink salt water☺️

Poverty is expensive in a way that people don’t understand. If you can’t afford a dentist you have long term teeth damage. Not affording healthy food means poor health. Not affording ‘good schools’ means missed opportunities. It is a compounding cycle.

Anybody that voted in the 2002 elections will bear me witness that we saw the power of democracy. We voted out Kanu . Chukueni kura vijana.

Scientists: Male birth control pills have passed the first human safety trials. Men:…

Do animals know we're wearing clothing or am i traumatizing my cat every time i peel off my socks…

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute. Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home. So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room. The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely. The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running. Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

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The most honorable thing you can do as a Kenyan is vote with your memory, not your emotions. Reward performance. Punish failure. That is how a nation corrects itself.

Ati hutaki kuchukua voters card because it’s a paid gig, ati oooh the lines are long, mara they will steal elections 🙄 #NikoKadi

Wenye tuko na hasira na serikali hata hizi jokes za KRA hazitubambi

Murima babes who call/ refer to their husbands as “ithe witú” or “daddy witú”>>>>>

not yall rebranding colonialism as long-standing relationship

If you’re going to provide for women make sure it’s the “thank you so much” women, not the “as you should” women

@paka_samaki 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CalebKaruga Fluffed much? I don't try. I'm not a greenhorn or your son either. A veteran would know they already took the bait by responding. 😂

Focus na ukulima tafadhali.

@paka_samaki Son, you’re trying to rage bait a veteran in these streets? 😂😂 Enjoy your evening. Bye!

@CalebKaruga And if you chewed gum and tilled the land you'd probably talk less.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

I hope in 2027 we elect a president who drinks a couple of beers 🍻 with his boys baada ya kazi. Heck, it would be cool if he has a baby mama or two! His drinking buddies will be bold enough (when drunk) to tell him awache ufala if he’s leading the country in the wrong direction. I tweet this as a teetotaler who occasionally sips some wine for “digestion” purposes, but I’ve come to loathe the holier-than-thou polishitians.