un.ruly😈

@Shawtywishi Oyaa😂😂

Leo nmepotea tao imebidi nirudi nyuma niulize kama waliniona nkipita😭

@staceycutey Stacey,I'm in the tourism sector just like you na kama you've observed, the Nairobi safari walk and the orphanage need serious upgrades. That is what is being built plus a bigger parking area. What I hate about kws is the hike in park fees and the "service charge at the gate "

Like why on earth would you clear the world's only Wildlife capital city to build sijui a parking lot???ama whatever is being built uko???? istg by 2027 there will be nothing left!!!

@bobtweets_ Kusema ukweli wewe unaskianga hio vanilla kweli

Is it the Vanilla taste ya GM husinya ama the drink is just ass?

@whatMackSays Pin lokeshen,hii side njaa inaua😂

Nataka wageni wakuje wakule hizi githeri na ndengu ziko kwa freezer before ziniharibie appetite siku ya birthday

@Maina_Robert4 Jana imedinya one of my friends akaanza kunipea mashida za kwao,uzuri haina hangover though 💯

Mimi naye hakuna pombe naogopa kama kc pineapple

@KE_MrBlack Litmus paper natoa wapi huku gachie

Incase you suspect someone amekuwekea mchele in your drink, pour a little on litmus paper. If it turns red don't drink it.

@ngughii Uko na kikombe ya kupiga shot??

It’s my birthday 🥳😍

@smh__w Definitely it's not you😂..get it

Pale campus ulikua unajiona keki sana Guess who’s begging to be noticed

@Mambet_001 Niguzieni pia mimi

Monday alfajiri ngware tunataka kugain followers. Paste hapo tukufollow

@Weeleey6 Mimi nafurahianga anakuanga wa manjesta otherwise tungekua tumekapitia😂

There’s a kind of way i read this guy’s tweets and they sound funny for no reason 😆😂😂

@Kenyan_Coco Night agent

What is the fastest way to get a new phone?

@AmControo Shida ni kuosha vyombo bois

Mwanaume ukishajua kujifulia Nguo vizuri, kuchagua groceries , kujipikia food nzuri , then sioni need ya Kuoa kabisa

@vybzmartell_ @Thikapundit We huoni amefunga kiatu ajee🙆‍♂️

Btw kupiga mzinga picha ni ushamba nkt😂😂😂 Ooya @Thikapundit

@_MtuTano Yaani hadi mtu tano akarudi tl kupika kairo😂😂

Heh!💀💀💀

@bozgabi Words of a character developed millionaire 😂

Ndo naenda home from KTN. Natumia expressway, flying at a speed of 200kph. Any attempt to kidnap me will be met with heavy resistance. Nikifika home nitawashow.

@staceycutey Prepare for breathtaking views of kilimanjaro 😍

Amboseli, for a whole week 🥹✋️been manifesting this trip for two years now. I'm so excited 🤭

@Billyjules_ke Limpuezaa😂

Hapo herbanos kuna galdem aliniteka,dem alkua a 10 mi nkadhani nisha angukia jackpot. First thing first nili itisha mzinga tukapiga and shared the remaining kwa some other comrades walkua hapo. After shots nili itisha uber , on our way decided to start it hapo kwa....

@Mghazake Pipeline na lift kwa sentence moja haiendani😂

Pipeline mtu anakutuma mkate kwa duka na kitu unakumbuka ni 3rd floor pekee😂inabidi umekula hiyo mkate kwa lift ukishuka💀

@maktejah_ RS3💯

BMW, Arteon or RS3? 😂

@_onlyscott Baby siuuu(garnacho)