Wiz Caleeba

I went down a rabbit hole the other day thinking about the amount of my friends and their wives/girlfriends that are into the idea of my being their roommate, and came across a revelation that I think holds water. (1/?)

@burr_boi @FromHappyRock “SO, this tweet from Nicholas Kole MUST mean that Spyro 4 is inevitably being announced next month, right? Well… not exaaactly.”

@FromHappyRock A certain theorist is about to take this tweet and make a 30 minute video on why we're getting Spyro 4 this year confirmed

spyro

@IceBreaker920 @geoffkeighley ……This was the reply you went with for a post about a video game fest?

@geoffkeighley THIS JUNE FROM NAUGHTY DOG.....

This June #SummerGameFest

@indonesianbob68 @esjesjesj Yeah, right after posting that I saw another comment that said it was initially supposed to include everyone in the world and not just a random group. That definitely changes the entire hypothetical and makes the decision less cut and dry.

@CalebSpires @esjesjesj Because everyone includes babies, children, and elderly/disabled. Not every single person is gonna realize the math. So its easier and safer to pick the option that can result in zero casualties without a need for 100% of every human alive to figure out the question

People are really out here just admitting they’re sociopaths

@Poopoostinkiyu1 @jackkheogab @imspenser_6 Patrick McCaw erasure

@jackkheogab @imspenser_6 Kawhi the only nigga to beat Steph and LeBron in the finals. Nuff said.

Kyrie not only the worst player here but he got no accolades that can touch the others

@MLswish @will_nba_hater I liked Korver and the game has definitely changed since his prime, but Kon just averaged 6+ more points, more rebounds, and more assists as a rookie than Korver’s season career-best in all three categories. His ceiling is so much higher than another Kyle Korver at best.

@will_nba_hater How dare you compare Coop to Tyreke and Kon to Steph. The delusion is off the charts. At best, Kon’s gonna be a Kyle Korver dumbo. Coop on the other hand will be a perennial MVP candidate.

History has a way of repeating itself

@Utdwavee PG - Harden SG - AI SF - Scottie PF - AD C - Dwight

Create a starting five using the players in the photo

@Minzi2898 Why in the absolute fuck was this on my timeline.

@tigeryamato7 @veondresdiary Might be a good day to take some time off the internet, maybe go on a walk or something, just anything productive that might help you grow even a little.

this is actually such a disgusting thing to say, like dude this was probably a kid asking

@FBGreatMoments I’m going to take a different approach than most of the replies and say Tom Brady.

Name a quarterback who would be viewed completely differently with one ring.

@hoeBread36 @tinaturttle We may have to agree to disagree on this one because while, yeah, Sam’s aggression was generally directed toward her friends, I don’t really think assaulting your friends because you know they won’t fight back is much better lol.

@CalebSpires @tinaturttle not the same though is it, Sam only bullied her friends, and there was always an understanding that she still cared about them

What I found so cool about this episode was that for a kids show they had a realistic approach to bullies. Like yess hit them back. Fck what them other networks talm bout

@theblockspot Get the absolute fuck out of here keeping Hakeem out of the top 10 for KD.

The Top 10 Players in NBA History: 1. LeBron —GAP— 2. MJ 3. Kareem 4. Bill Russell 5. Magic 6. Bird 7. Steph 8. Kobe 9. KD 10. Wilt

@ramonashelburne So, one of the official award voters is admitting that they allow narratives to influence their vote?

Two years ago I was debating voting for Wemby for DPOY and asked an accomplished veteran player for his opinion. I’ll never forget what he said. This was the last year anyone else had a chance, the player said. Once he wins DPOY, he will win every year. In the end they’ll want to name it after him.

I have zero questions please I just wanna see the baby 👀

@paydayfantasy PG - SGA ($4) SG - Maxey ($5) SF - Kawhi ($8) PF - Giannis ($13) C - Wemby ($15)

Build your starting lineup with only $15, I’ll reply with: 🟩- Elite 🟦- Great 🟥- Good ⬜️- Decent 🟪- Ok

Just got followed by a 6 year old bot account who’s entire schtick is only following Calebs (and one Cale B. but pretty sure that was an accident)

@brandonusa2024 @morganhmoore1 Gonna go out on a limb and assume this guy gets off on being humiliated, and his DMs posted + the subsequent ridicule is exactly what he was wanting?

@morganhmoore1 That was before I realized you probably had a dick

@BenStacksChips @hothothoops @MiamiHEAT @Giannis_An34 @kawhileonard So ideally you’re wanting to offload one of the two this summer?

@CalebSpires @hothothoops @MiamiHEAT @Giannis_An34 @kawhileonard But I’m not giving ware or herro in that scenario

Pick your preferred 2026-27 Heat starting five: Lineup A: Lineup B: Davion Davion Larsson Herro Wiggins Kawhi Giannis Bam Bam Ware

This “Clavicular” bitch materialized out of thin air. I had genuinely never heard of this dude until about 2-3 months ago, and since the first random post I saw of him he has had an increasingly-bigger headline every day and I can’t avoid him on this app.