Willie Stroker

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WILLIE STROKER’S OFFICIAL PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

Team #MaHamas has been in talks with #JekubsJunkyard, source said. Both sides have hit a brick wall regarding the surrounding pieces in the deal. Odds are if a deal isn’t done before tomorrow, Burrow and Chase will remain on the team for week 1.

BREAKING Team #JekubsJunkyard has officially put out a statement regarding recent trade rumors “burrow and chase are on the move.” Could we be seeing a change to #JekubsJunkyard starting QB and WR before the start of the season?

RUMOR Team #JekubsJunkyard was offered multiple trade packages for receivers from multiple teams. Feelings around the league is he’s making a move for a RB.

Team #BijawnorBust, who spoke to former member Team #Mo earlier today: “I’m sorry it had to end up this way, you’re [MO] out of the league.”

Tension brewing between multiple past and current team owners. Team #BijawnorBust and Team #MO at the center of talks. Things are getting spicy 👀

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Team #JekubsJunkyard is active on the trade market. Sources say team is looking to “make a statement” before the start of the season.

There are rumblings of a “blockbuster” trade per #willie

Team #JuicyTuna GM listed as questionable for Week 12, per source.

BREAKING NEWS We have acquired WR Diontae Johnson and RB Nyhiem Hines in a trade with Team Shmeat getting WR Courtland Sutton and WR Rashod Bateman in return

Sources say Team #Shmeat is receiving significant interest in RB Christian McCaffrey, and they are expected to listen to trade offers. This might be the only time the team will consider offers but it won’t be a fire sale.

The Russell Wilson experience is OFFICIALLY over.

Team #JuicyTuna is looking to be active on the trade market after a disappointing week 6 loss. Sources say everyone is “up for grabs.” This includes notable players like Derrick Henry.

Team #DiggsDelegation has been open to deals this week, and here is a name to watch: RB Dalvin Cook. The team has been consistently including Dalvin in trade packages. We’ll see if they get an offer they can’t refuse over the next couple of days.

Sources around the league say that #DiggsDelegation’s offer for RB Breece Hall is currently the leading offer. This would be a huge grab for #DiggsDelegation and a must need at the position.

Inside sources state that Team #Bizzle GM “took a load off” before the interview.

@JbHemorrhoid this is true, per source.

@SpencerRattIer Including him

Glazar says his Zero RB draft strategy was seen as a potential challenge that “not many fantasy manager can do.”

Glazar says he is NOT scared of going in the cage “At the end of the day it’s only a couple of minutes in a cage.”