CalebsNailTech

Is Jude Bellingham about to become the youngest Sir after bringing football home tmr

@herbbrooks1776 @ChipotleTweets How much cream were you promised 3000 years ago?

@ChipotleTweets why every time I get a bowl it’s always shorting me on the chicken or corn but you guys take pride in the gallon of sour cream you plop down

@bielemaera Chat are we tracking?

Ion hear no bell

Calling ICE on Matt Freese

@OtisMuckedBarn @petey2bags Prefired the banana hammock I had sitting in my lovers lane cart since #liza24 @petey2bags gonna need you to rub oils on the backside

@petey2bags @CalebsNailTech

Rumors circulating of an August 8th #Liza25 boat party. Everything is gonna be shaking

@BeardownDoc @HoChiLin1 @OptaSTATS @BarstoolBigCat @Cubs @ChiSoxFanMike @OtisMuckedBarn @whitesoxgm We considering one year “back to normal” nowadays? #chud

@CalebsNailTech @HoChiLin1 @OptaSTATS @BarstoolBigCat @Cubs @ChiSoxFanMike @OtisMuckedBarn @whitesoxgm “Back to normal” So another 30/30 season? Got it

There have been over 5 million total 18-game spans by players in MLB's modern era. In none of them did a player have as many hits, doubles, triples, homers & steals as the @Cubs' Pete Crow-Armstrong over his last 18 games: 34 hits 5 doubles 2 triples 9 home runs 6 stolen bases

@HoChiLin1 @OptaSTATS @BarstoolBigCat @Cubs @ChiSoxFanMike @OtisMuckedBarn @whitesoxgm He’ll be back to normal in a week and have everyone saying “we paid him for his fielding” per usual

@OptaSTATS @BarstoolBigCat @Cubs Not sure how this can be. I was told by @ChiSoxFanMike @CalebsNailTech @OtisMuckedBarn @whitesoxgm that he was a bum who would be a bench bat on the Sox. Very confused!

@Bryceyounghater Happened to me once the bird waited outside beefs dungeon for about 30 minutes then I woke up blocked… cute tactic bc she was slobbing this knob that following weekend.

Waiting for a bird like I’m waiting on a late night door dash. Eyes getting real heavy. Chat what happens if I fall asleep before the order arrives

Just got asked why I don’t have a name on my USA kit. I responded “imagine as a grown ass man wearing another grown ass mans last name on your back” #nuffsaid

@OtisMuckedBarn Heard they stopped playing like pussies since Sir Donald was in the building, hand checks were considered flagrants when Sadam Obama was in attendance

Maybe I just haven’t watched the NBA playoffs in a while but they are playing a VERY physical brand of basketball

Draymond ready to slap the Jew outta Adam Silver for talking about Trump #nba

Rape Landry Shamet

2 days later

@JohnScott_nhl @OtisMuckedBarn Gonna come back to this when Davis Martin shoves 6 scoreless down your petite mothers esophagus

@OtisMuckedBarn Nobody gives a shit abt the Sox Otis. You’ll always be the little brother Otis. The cubs are a much better team Otis.

Wait I thought cubs fans didnt care about this series??? Weird to see the victory lap going on rn after game 1 of May baseball. Can someone lmk if they’re closing Addison down for the parade I dont wanna get stuck in the traffic

Bulls Starting 5 next year absolute demon time on film Ja Philon Matas Wilson Duren

@DaPrimeZYNister w slide cancel

#rape shohei

@therealburns3 Shut your fat ass up

Draft week.

@goffington Your having a day Goff thanks for letting loose

#5 booziin