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Rizz Khalifa

@Calfcallus

Just about as funky as you can be

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Today is the best day I’ve had in months. Moira just finished a million little things. Which means I was watching a million little things. And let me tell you what. I work to damn hard to come home from work and be that sad.
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Every time I’m doing anything that’s not my job
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Pickup basketball Adam Sandler is the ideal male body
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I have been coping with @jacksonkirk_ moving to Chicago by playing the powerball, and hoping that I can get him to stay for like a million dollars. Everyone grieves in their own way.
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Pulling up to my capstone presentation for my MBA: After 2 years of Generally having a bad attitude Probably not being in peak physical condition One thing remains true. My professor can’t guard me.
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Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat·
It was so wild I just started laughing. She opened the overhead like it was totally normal and then was stunned when the attendant told she needed to sit DURING landing
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@BarstoolBigCat @Delta Nothing upsets me more than the people who stand way too soon. But a mid landing stand? I think I almost respect it.

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@BarstoolBigCat @Delta Nothing upsets me more than the people who stand way too soon. But a mid landing stand? I think I almost respect it.
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We should applaud successful flights. Mine was on time & great!* Thx @Delta *Minus the lady who ate a carry on fish meal next to me** **She redeemed herself by standing up to get her bag when we were 100 ft from landing STILL IN THE AIR. Such chaotic energy, have to love it
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ESPN FC@ESPNFC·
MATT TURNER APPRECIATION POST 🔥 The USMNT defeat Canada on penalties and are through to the Gold Cup semifinals! 🇺🇸
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RT @USMNT: 114’ - GOAL: USA!!!!!! USA IS LEVELED! 🇺🇸 USA 2 - 2 CAN 🇨🇦
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Dude literally was forced to coach the Ducks after getting bopped for a DUI.
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Jim Gardner Is reporting that they blew up the chicken man last night. They fucking got his house too
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NBA Slime@TerryFranconia·
Daryl Morey outside Philadelphia 76ers HQ Camden, NJ 8:23 AM
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@athantsigi I don’t think we need “a second star” I think we need to assemble an actual basketball team and can do that with the return on harden and Tobias
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Αthan Tsigi@athantsigi·
@Calfcallus Yeah I feel like we need to do something big to keep Joel happy or he’s requesting a trade. I just worry trading for Dame means losing Maxey and then we’ll be really fucked
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@athantsigi It’s going to end up with us somehow getting an unhappy Dame, us losing in the second round and then blowing it up regardless. Just blow it up now. Move everyone right this second. I’m ready to start scouting high school kids again.
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