Adam Calfee

@menscoach1 and make a blanket statement about nurses?

@menscoach1 You couldn’t be more wrong about my wife of 27 years, in nursing for nearly 31. Proud mother of two grown, strong women. She looks at me sideways when I want to give her time to unwind- “I’ll rest when I’m dead”. Maybe she’s a unicorn- but to call yourself @menscoach1 …

Men never date or marry: 1. Nurses 2. Single mothers 3. Party girls 4. Girls with tattoos 5.Feminists 6. Horse girls 7. Lawyers Here’s why… 🧵

THERE'S MORE BASEBALL TO BE PLAYED, CHICAGO. #FlyTheW

With their season over, the @Cardinals not pitching to @Cubs Busch for the cycle is #boring, as usual.

@TuckerCNews Then give your land back to the Hawaiians so they can finally recover.

🚨BREAKING: Oprah Winfrey announces she’s leaving America: "I can’t live here for the next four years." What's Your Reaction?

Dear @MLB stand your ground vs. @NBA for stealing headlines pre-#AllStarGame2025 . It’s effin July 11.

@obvious_shirts Except, it’s low key kinda nice that the Cardinal player had to watch us run the score up on him….

Like this tweet if you could do without the in-game mic’d up conversations.

youtu.be/qE8gF-1D5Mg?si… @Cubs @CubsZone Let’s go!!! St. Louis will be #bored with all the runs we’ll score!!!

@Oceanbreeze473 I have. Hardest cry I’ve had. Ever.

@Cubs PCA loves salami. #Grand Salami!!!!

@still_boneless Dang.

Took a cross country flight last week 9 wheelchair-bound pre-boarders took 20 minutes to get on the plane 0 wheelchairs needed to get off the plane. They all walked off on their own This scam has to end

@ELonMuskNewssX Unsweet Tea

Let's settle this once and for all! Which drink do you prefer? A. Coca Cola B. Pepsi C. None

@WHLeavitt F.

President Trump asked me to do an online survey here. Do you support: A. Watermarked Paper Ballot B. Same Day Voting C. Voter Photo ID D. Proof of Citizenship E. Election Day Holiday F. All the above.

@obvious_shirts RAIN KEEPS BASEBALL FROM HAPPENING

I’ve seen enough. Obvious Ponchos are 100% happening. Doing poncho manufacturer research as I type this. Would you purchase an Obvious Shirts Poncho? #ObviousPonchos

@TotalSportsEnt Bradshaw

Would you rather add a Ben Roethlisberger autographed jersey or a Terry Bradshaw autographed jersey to your collection? 🤔 You can only pick one 👀

@BrianBaute bucketgolfgame.com

Idea: pickleball but for golf. Easier & more accessible than the big sport. Preferably free in public spaces. Larger than putt putt, and not expensive or metrics-driven like TopGolf. Is there such a thing?

No matter what the #Bears and #WhiteSox do with their dystopian new stadiums, Wrigley Field will remain the best place to watch a game in town.

It’s kinda fun to think that the Cubs should be 13-5 and doing so without their Ace, without their #2, The Professor not showing up to class, sloppy defense (which will only improve), and a struggling bullpen. The Chicago Cubs are gonna be so dangerous. #ChicagoCubs

Retweet if your team won today.

@adbert29 with the #pickoff vs. the @Mariners today!!!! @Cubs