Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum

The scariest thing about teenagers is that they have full size bodies with pea sized brains

One minute, you're young. Then suddenly, you have a favourite pharmacy.

Music on. Rum in. World off.

Well.... Fuck it....

He played stupid games and lost the prize 💅

Mourning the sun. Off to the post office

Now repeat after me: I am witchy. I am funny. I am hot. I will stab you.

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

You can be having the best day ever and then BOOM the bank will humble you

I'm triggered

Idle hands always result in me at a bar with live music 🎶

Twitter is basically talking to yourself in public and occasionally someone nods.

I don't have any bad habits. I'm good at all of them.

Believe me I've not mattered to better people than you

I’m in my fuck it era

@cpt_depression_ Get in buttercup.... there's fuckery to spread 😅

I’m turning 35 this year. Imagine how much damage I can still cause.

Last night it was a bar fight that ended as a witness at police station until 5am, tonight it's girls asking for protection. I don't know what it is that I end up protecting strays but I can't say I'm fond of it. I just want to dance 😭

I was told multiple times tonight that I'm "scary". I'm honestly OK with that. I do me, you do you 💯 ⚓

@michaelperren1 That's awesome news! I'm so glad for you! ❤️🎉 I haven't had a real "job" since 2023, it's starting to get very tight.

@Calico_Cream I was made redundant back in November, a very toxic environment, narcissistic management, I have a new job with some very enthusiastic and positive people, I feel like a new person, surround yourself with positive people 💪🤘

Tonight I learned that what I deemed as a fault of mine, was a reaction to bad treatment and with the right person, would never happen. I always thought it was me 🥺