Christopher Keane

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Christopher Keane

@Calithan

Dabbler, student of life, introspect. Digger of dirt, catcher of fish, reader of books. Pursuer of curiosity, RPG Fan, and Guardian of my realm.

Katılım Aralık 2017
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Marti Lawrence
Marti Lawrence@Marti_L·
I had leftover roasted potatoes from last night‘s dinner, and a neighbor gave me a dozen eggs from his backyard chickens, so I made us lunch of scrambled eggs, reheated roasted potatoes, and bacon.
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Christopher Keane
Christopher Keane@Calithan·
I didn't set myself on fire this afternoon.
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Whitney Devlin
Whitney Devlin@whitneydevlin·
@KyleOwe02309720 Good Morning 🌞 The teacher @Calithan is setting a bad example! His advice, google Florida man and the day of your birth! You cannot believe what my headline was. I won’t repeat it here just in case mom is looking over your shoulder.
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craig crawford
craig crawford@CRAIGLCrawford·
@Calithan @Valma_Bunce hahahahha....I will remember... Yeah, my evil was unleashed on the world back in 67...my mother told me my first official act in this world was to pee on the nurse....😂😂😂 I was born on Thursday the 12th....
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Christopher Keane
Christopher Keane@Calithan·
@CRAIGLCrawford @Valma_Bunce I know; you're about my younger brother's age, my brother from another mother. Was jump scared by the US Secret Service when ironing his pants. Never, ever block their view of you when in a sensitive location. 🤣
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craig crawford
craig crawford@CRAIGLCrawford·
@Calithan @Valma_Bunce I'm just a bit younger--I was alive for the moon landing but have no memories of it. I remember the Challenger explosion though and the Berlin wall coming down. Never got to iron anyone's pants who is famous though...
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Christopher Keane
Christopher Keane@Calithan·
@whitneydevlin A favorite game is punching "Florida Man" into Google with your birthday date to see what insanity comes up. One of mine: - 2024 (Argument Over Cats): A Florida man was accused of shooting his roommate 10 times during an argument over cats in Fort Myers.
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Christopher Keane
Christopher Keane@Calithan·
@CRAIGLCrawford @Valma_Bunce History hits differently when you stop and think, "Hey, I was there when." I recall watching a moon landing on a tv cart when I was in 2nd grade. I met Hamid Kharzai, the first president of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan. I ironed his pants. 😂
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Pesh Joe
Pesh Joe@peshjoe19·
@Calithan @KyleOwe02309720 Even plastics😅😅going to the utensils section with him means we gotta call you Calithan to come bail us out🤭
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Kyle Owens
Kyle Owens@KyleOwe02309720·
I am back from shopping with the Mom Queen. We only went to Food City because she was going with her buddy to get a facial at ten this morning. Nothing exciting happened until I knocked a can of tuna over. I had to chase it along the floor. But other than that, I was awesome! 😂
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Crystal Maggie
Crystal Maggie@CrystalMaggie2·
🌟GIVEAWAY🌟 We are going to give away a set of Dark Blue Liquid Core Hollow Knight Dice.💙😍 Ends on 4/4. Good luck, guys! To gain: 👉Follow me ♥️ Like +🔁RT #dnd #ttrpg
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