Wombat Medic

How the R key looks at me when I have 22 bullets left in my M4

Serious String

@Mangum1 Shewiniak

Hey - need some suggestions for my podcast "What If" Make up a product name. No real names. Like, "Flubobum, or Norithpeate" We've give you a shoutout if we use it! (dont say what it does, we'll do that!)

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

Mike’s hard penis

Got a Vick's vaporizer to clear up a stuffy head and the Golden Path has begun unfolding itself before me

@Diana_Ridley Charlie himself is in there

Me trying to draw Paul Bettany from memory

gen z Vulcan named T’Pose

Some medicines are designed to taste so bad that your body fights the bug to prevent having to taste it again

Again, my man saw a Mister Peanut commercial and thought it was Jimmy Carter talking to him through the TV

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

@littlemiss155 Katy Perry made that music video and it put all those ideas out into the world

The girls (me) yearn to do an amphibious rush AT LEAST ONCE in their life 😩

He saw a Mister Peanut commercial and thought it was Jimmy Carter talking to him through the TV

@Mikebravo79ah @TheValeMark @johnkonrad @DataRepublican @WarOnTheRocks Your specific words about a vet are attached. I wasn't making light of veteran suicide (which I've struggled with and helped others in their struggles with) but merely pointing out the utter hypocrisy of you just saying words to chase clout.

@TheValeMark @CallMeCookie @johnkonrad @DataRepublican @WarOnTheRocks Addiction in veterans is often a precursor to suicide. There are 17.5 veterans suicides a day. Ryan won’t see this but if someone who is struggling does, dial 988 for help. Ignore pussies like this who mock struggling vets & hide behind a pseudonym. There is always hope.

What I look forward to most about the upcoming @DataRepublican dossier on @WarOnTheRocks is learning about what happened to all their children. They launched with an article by the Carlyle Group insider, can’t find his articles anymore Then big money sponsors like BoozeAllen 🧐 Then they launched a massive deal with West Point to launch a Modern War Institute, but mentions of the link between the two have disappeared They had frequent articles by USNA faculty, most of them have been removed from the site They started a podcast with a die hard never Trumper… that moved to a think tank They had a second publication, @TXNatSecReview, based out of the most radical military studies school on the planet - University of Texas Austin, which recently gave a PhD to West Point Communist Spenser Rapone - but the two websites are no longer is linked. It seems they launch lots of social experiments then drop them. I’m not saying there aren’t legitimate reasons for all these divestitures… just, as a publisher, looking forward to learning what happened and some lessons learned.

@Mikebravo79ah @johnkonrad @DataRepublican @WarOnTheRocks Marybeth looks like a tweaker. Prob some real issues personally. (See how easy it is to just say things?)

@johnkonrad @DataRepublican @WarOnTheRocks Ryan looks like a drinker. Prob some real issues personally.

@IamLisaRyan @DataRepublican truth (small t)

@DataRepublican Who in their right mind would ever block dataRepublican (small r)? In a nutshell, that means Brad Duplessis blocks Truth.

Hello Brad Duplessis, You pre-emptively blocked me here on 𝕏, so I am forced to make this "Hello" a standalone post. You are a retired Army infantry officer. You served in Iraq and Afghanistan. You graduated from the National War College in 2018. You are now an Assistant Professor at the U.S. Army Command and General Staff College, Fort Belvoir, Virginia. Thank you for your service. But reputations are not defined by resumes. They are defined by choices. Today, you chose to doxx @CynicalPublius. Today, you published your debut article on War on the Rocks. You published his legal name. His profession. His pseudonym. All in one sentence. Indexed, archived, permanently searchable. You have changed the course of his life forever, and revealed him to the leftist ghouls who will demand his blood for forever. It doesn't matter if he was planning to reveal his identity eventually. You still made that choice. And I will make sure you are remembered for this. So, what was CP's sin such that you saw it fit to throw him to the wolves? Last month, he dared to write an article for American Greatness, centered around nine recommendations for War College reform. The recommendations included firing most civilian faculty and ending permanent military faculty positions. You hold a permanent civilian faculty position at a War College. You did not mention this in your article. In short, you named him, exposed his life to danger, because you really are arguing for your job and self-preservation. Know what is the most disgusting, hypocritical part of this is? In the Fall 2017 issue of eARMOR (the U.S. Army Armor Branch professional journal) you published an article. You titled it "Our Readiness Problem: Brigade Combat Team Lethality." You opened with General Milley: "Our fundamental task is like no other — it is to win in the unforgiving crucible of ground combat." Your thesis: "If we are to get after GEN Milley's No. 1 priority, we must first address brigade combat team (BCT) lethality." The word "lethality" appears in your article about fifty times. You meant it as a compliment. Now contrast to today's piece. You wrote this: "In staking out this Huntingtonian position, the cult of lethality does a disservice to service members and the American people." The same word. Nine years apart. You were a field commander then, and lethality was the mission. You are a faculty member now, and lethality is what your critics embarrassingly worship. Frankly - and you will never realize this - but you yourself are the living, walking example of the thesis which @PeteHegseth is proving. Also, you named a section of today's article after Colin Powell. You called him your model of what War College education produces. Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama in 2008, endorsed Joe Biden in 2020, and publicly called Donald Trump "dangerous for our democracy." Powell, who infamously tipped the scales at the UN to start the Iraq war even after privately doubting the WMD intelligence, is your hero in an article about who gets to reform the military in 2026. In addition to being a doxxer, you look a lot less like someone who's defending institutions, and a lot more like someone who exemplifies institutional capture in the name of self-preservation. And you disclosed none of it. Let me reiterate. @CynicalPublius wrote under a pseudonym and identified himself as a retired Army colonel with Afghanistan and Iraq experience. He argued about curriculum policy. You responded by putting his name on the internet. Your career depends on the institutions you are defending. Your article defending those institutions is the same article that ended his anonymity. You taught your students about the instruments of national power, Professor Duplessis. You are now a living, breathing demonstration one of them. And why reform must happen.

Why does a fence have to be so GOT DAMN pricey? Do I need to show hole because I will

I'm too God damn young to feel this old.

@spaceghost Eat for the sex you have, not the sex you want

I used to date this guy who always insisted we have sex before we eat and it pissed me off so bad right up until he was fucking my face and I vomited fried rice all over both of us