Mao’s Five Beer Plan

@BM_cfc05 @TonyNowogr84673 @NoContextBrits Boy, never heard that one before in the comments.

@CallMeFebel @TonyNowogr84673 @NoContextBrits Islamaphobia isn’t a real thing

What’s his name?

@SankarasGuitar Didn’t even bother supporting the U.S. team cuz I know we’re dogshit at football. But I’d hoped the Scot’s would at least pull a win. Nothing but disappointment this whole run.

@SankarasGuitar Once Scotland got kicked I was all in on Norway. I love Haaland, that caveman looking motherfucker. Once they lost I’m just kind of scrambling for anyone that isn’t Argentina or England.

France is useless 😒😒😒

@SankarasGuitar Gonna be watching it and getting a nose bleed from how hard I’m trying to psychically give their players a brain aneurysm.

Alright time to prepare for the global hate watch of Argentina tomorrow

@SankarasGuitar At this point I don’t even care. I just want to make sure England and Argentine lose. I don’t even care if a frickin meteor hits the stadium or something I don’t want either of those bastards to win.

@CallMeFebel I know right? Man now I have to begrudgingly support Spain as well in the final😒 Though we have to hate watch Argentina tomorrow

Don’t even fucking like Spain. I just don’t want the English or the Argentinians to win.

Oh for fucks sake France you HAD ONE JOB! Christ you were my last fucking picck to win. Now I have to support Spain?!

@kvwviiju Smol strange creature. Oh there’s also a bird there too I guess.

he is very PEEVED that everyone pointed out his chubby cheeks more than his insane aura. he says to tell yous it’s not his fault he has a massive heid (see pictured)

@Expisolator @abeyarrrrrr Some of us grew up. Guess you didn’t.

@CallMeFebel @abeyarrrrrr My dearest friend, Don't you recall we all were 7 year old once?

I still wonder how a human brain can create this level of fiction.

@Inhumansoflate1 @SankarasGuitar You genuinely have either been hacked or lost your shit haven’t you? Won’t be giving you any attention till you sort this out.

@CallMeFebel @SankarasGuitar Maoist Christian lol

I'm Protestant. I became a Marxist due to the teachings of the early church.

@Inhumansoflate1 Don’t like your own posts. It’s cringe. Did you get hacked or something? Or are you having an episode? You used to be a pretty reasonable guy.

@CallMeFebel Crashing out

I give it 30 minutes before someone spray paints a cock on it, and maybe 48 hrs before it’s tossed in the river or the bay.

@EliteSupanova @TonyNowogr84673 @NoContextBrits Terrorist? Like one single one? Just that one dude and not the wider network? Alright, wouldn’t really be my choice but okay:

@CallMeFebel @TonyNowogr84673 @NoContextBrits fuck terrorist and fuck you too

@Inhumansoflate1 letmegooglethat.com/?q=crash+out

@CallMeFebel What does crashing out mean

@dimitrovhimself @natemaklocklin Why’d she delete the original message?

@natemaklocklin Dismiss it as crankery at your own peril. Or put yourself in their shoes and read the messages they're getting.

They met DSA members and found them utterly unbearable to be around. Many such cases.

@KayfabeMediaYT @leithliterary @katrosenfield Or you could do it really easily by replaying this scene and then cutting to Chris Pratt because most of your audience aren’t 5yr olds who don’t understand the basics of filmmaking.

@leithliterary @katrosenfield I don't think anyone would believe that kid becomes Chris Pratt

this seems like a good time to confess that for an embarrassingly long time, I profoundly misunderstood the character of Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park owing to the mistaken belief that he was reading the riot act in this scene to a small, weird-looking adult woman

@angel_0f_deathx @piperocktheory

@piperocktheory Everyone said not to look it up and I did it anyway

the ladybug story is legitimately one of the most disgusting things I have ever read like I cannot get the image out of my head

@Jorjszn @WICKED__WYRM @Tiny_Tuna @wiresandchains_ @jaxonloid There’s so much to make fun of about the U.S. but they always resort to “you have a lot of mass shootings” it’s true, obviously, but come on man think up something new.

@WICKED__WYRM @CallMeFebel @Tiny_Tuna @wiresandchains_ @jaxonloid Bro went from a low tier Americans are stupid joke to just wishing death on millions of people just for funsies lol

Why do rich famous people always get offered free shit lmfao

@wayne_m_212 @AshleyRParker And according to some now invalidated NDAs he had a penchant for lingerie as well, so she could look nice underneath too.

@AshleyRParker The least he could’ve done was offer you one of his dresses. Jerk.

Like anyone who’s spent any time around politics, I have many Lindsey Graham stories. This is perhaps my favorite… I was covering Congress (Best! Beat! Ever!) for the NYT when the Mother Emanuel shooting happened in Charleston. It was summer, but I was wearing pants and a sweater that day because it was always SO freezing in the Capitol. Anyhow, news of the shooting came down, and the DC Bureau chief called me with an order: Get yourself to Charleston ASAP and glue yourself to Graham’s side. She wanted a piece on the senator grappling with the unimaginable. So I headed straight to the airport, arriving in Charleston with just my backpack and what I’d be wearing to work that day, and linked up with Graham. He had me meet him at a restaurant, where I told him I needed to shadow him for the next 48 hours. And he looked at me, with amused distaste, and said: “You are sticky. And you are icky. If you want to shadow me, go buy some nice new clothes—maybe a dress—and take a shower, and then we’ll talk.” (He was not wrong; I was sweaty and gross). So I drove to a local big box store, bought a dress (he seemed to have a strong preference for a dress), and spent the next few days with him, resulting in this piece (which, for reasons not worth getting into, ended up being fairly different than the original assignment): nytimes.com/2015/06/20/us/…