Nikki

Me: I can do this activity! I’m still young! My joints: *audible screaming*

@thomaslhorrocks I just came across your viral tweet on Facebook, and thought: Wait. I know that guy! (kind of) Anyway, you were spot on. Keep up the good work. 😁

Had a tweet go semi-viral for the first time in a while and it illustrated how much much this site has changed in the last few years. It’s become almost impossible to distinguish between real MAGA accounts and foreign trolls and bots.

@andy35o I’ve still got it.

@thescottbarber One is red, and one is purple. You’re welcome.

Spending five minutes trying to figure out the difference between classic and original

@JDLuckenbach Oh, I LOVE the giant tortoises!! This is devastating!! 😭

This is bad! Some of the oldest creatures on the planet died in an overnight fire at Reptile Gardens in the Black Hills. Orville the tortoise was over 120 years old. Such a heartbreaking loss. A favorite amongst kids and adults alike for visitors.

@ChrchCurmudgeon Yes

Is Die Hard a Christmas carol?

I’m currently sitting in an 18th century Spanish cathedral, and I am overwhelmed by how beautiful it is. 🥹

You know what Spain needs? Ranch dressing. Don’t @ me.

@racheljwelcher ON IT!

It is okay to disappoint people. It is okay to disappoint people. It is okay to disappoint people. It is okay to disappoint people.

Recap of today: Mediterranean Sea! Incredible athletes So many cute dogs My SIL completed the IronMan World Championship race! I barfed in a storm drain. Successful vacation so far!!

@TheDonStein Aqua Sky

What color is your KitchenAid?

I just touched the Mediterranean Sea. IRL.

The hardest material on earth is diamond. The second hardest material on earth is WHATEVER THIS MATTRESS IS MADE FROM. WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?!?

@andy35o Repent and believe the gospel.

@drewdyck Yep.

Opinion: You should be able to hand your phone to your spouse, and let them snoop through every app, with zero apprehension about what they might find.

@Sissa2308 That is so cool! I love medical technology!

Crazy how much more I can hear with cochlear implant! Even hearing my breathing - when it’s too much I’ll play music instead lol 🤪

Homegrown squash is .... Indecent.

*homophobic* 💀💀💀💀

@SlowToWrite Satan cares way too much about my sex life, apparently. 🤷‍♀️

When you’re not married, Satan wants you to have sex. When you’re married, Satan doesn’t want you to have sex.

@CliffVines I’m so sorry 😞

Found this on my desk this morning.

@emzanotti Why do these creeps believe women WANT to be lusted after?? Have you seen most men, sir?? I do NOT want to be the object of their lust! 😫

Modesty is more than just what you wear. Modesty is also required in word and deed. These men don’t want to fight modesty, they just want to police women. Paragons of modesty don’t parade their lust over “crack-sucking” leggings on social media and call it a “fight.”