Simps

The Future is and will always be bright for all of us

@Ms_Logical This stays between us and it's a once off thingy

a horny woman once said…

This match was won in boardroom what is this 😂😂

@KasiboySA Dumbest people on earth, why would you do that to someone who handles your food?

I dislike people who give waiters a hard time.

To the girls on this platform

@Melusi_Mokone White dude on frame 4 can kick it. And as for number 3 sies. With one I can get 2

One must go🤔

@YourBoiShu_ She used to be on YFM

Besides podcasting what is she famous for??

@PitsoRatsela That sounds wrong in so many ways

New barber? That busted enjoys my head!😮‍💨

@Melusi_Mokone Huh???

Church was so uplifting today, time for alcohol consumption🙂‍↕️

@Sifisov1 Maybe in the early 80s Broer not in the 90s, if you grew up in that era you should know that.

Most parents could not afford this because it was their salary.

@AkanimiltonM Muuuurrr uMjita is having dreams in 3d and full HD. That forehead yikes!!!

Braids Vs Ku Luka

@dme_363 And funny thing is Chelsea are the reigning champions of the Europa Conference league and they ain't there to defend it 😂😂😂

Conference League teams at Stamford Bridge next season.

@MrksPSLClub Here's another one. And it's not even those teams, it's our very petty neighbours 🚮

So this was before Chiefs game today, yeah neh.

@STONIE_WELZ @MT_Ntsonda And the people who care the most are the ones who are the victims of Magesi. Like umzala who happily said they don't care 😂😂😂

@MT_Ntsonda @CallMeSimps I'm sure they do now😁😁

Lmao! Magesi doesn’t feel Kaizer Chiefs at all 😂😂😂😂💔

@Tumalizer_ZA Good thing I grew up in the Tsipa Tsipa era 😂😂😂

@CallMeSimps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No coming back from this 🤞🏿

@Tumalizer_ZA Now it's all about ukuminya until the final whistle

@Tumalizer_ZA All I need now is a win for Dortmund

@CallMeSimps Its 2 - 2 now

@Robnson_T What role does a foreskin play in pleasuring a woman? That thing is useless in sex because you literally pull it back when you're about to hit it. Or did I miss something?

Circumcision made it hard for men to physically pleasure women btw🫢

@EnergyUp_ Yeah right, like she'll be honest about her body count 😂😂😂

Before dating any woman, I asked my mom what I should look for in a woman. I thought she would say: Low body count No guy friends Don’t go to clubs But instead she said this: