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@CalledMayor

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𝔐𝔞𝔶𝔬𝔯@CalledMayor·
Déjà vu isn’t just a glitch in your memory, it’s your brain momentarily processing the present like it’s the past. The scariest part? It’s possible that one day, you’ll experience a déjà vu so vivid, you won’t be able to tell if you’ve already lived it or if it’s the future.
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Does anyone have any random fun facts about a very niche subject. I'm bored and love learning random things

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4 guys total silence my guy: "we gas make am bro" All man: "omoooooooooo"
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𝔐𝔞𝔶𝔬𝔯@CalledMayor·
@FplCity72 @nothuzme @KayLFC05_ “Nigeria” as if it’s a slur 😂 I’m not only Nigerian I’m Igbo So back to you virgin, I’ll give you 2 league titles and still have more titles than you 😂
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𝔐𝔞𝔶𝔬𝔯@CalledMayor·
@FplCity72 Behind you?? I have more trophies than you, if not for your your oil daddies you’re on the same level as Wolves 😂
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Fpl City@FplCity72·
@CalledMayor No it's started long before then nonce .. a bit like winning trophies where you are 1/4 of a century behind us .. how many times you been to see arsenal mr lives in fucking Nigeria
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Pastor Mhimhi@PastorMhimhi·
UPDATE GUYS!!! Like someone in yesterday’s comments said: “I’d rather cut myself and dive into the ocean betting that a shark won’t eat me than believe a woman.” So my guy woke up today and checked her phone while she went to bath… and guess who had already fixed an intense fucking appointment 😭😅 Yesssssss, he’s virgin girlfriend!!!!😅 Trust woman at your own risk oo. Anyways, I don advise my guy say make we enter gym. Maybe they denied him entrance because he no built 😭
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Pastor Mhimhi@PastorMhimhi

My guy nearly wanted to call me to glory this evening 😭 I entered WhatsApp only to see his message. One day after evening football, we were having one of those random banter when someone insulted his babe. Omo, this guy defended her with his full chest 😭 He said: “My babe is not like your babe that so many guys have been with. My babe is a virgin.” I just burst out laughing 😂
I told him, “Bro, your babe is not a virgin, you just don’t know yet.” Omo, this guy was so sure of himself. He said they both promised to wait till marriage, that he was taking her seriously and even wanted to marry her. I just told him, “I won’t argue with you… but very soon you’ll cry in @official_Gegeh voice.” 😭 This conversation happened about a month ago. Fast forward to today… this guy texted me and guess what? 😭😅😅😅😅

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HarveyDiamonds@HarveyDiamonds·
Lewis-Skelly vs João Neves is going to be a battle for the ages on Saturday. Two midfielders with a bullish physical quality but are also incredibly technically press-resistant. This is a real toe-to-toe matchup in midfield: #AFC
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DEV@UtdByDev·
@WelBeast We can make a swap, Martinelli plus Lewis skelly for Mason Mount.
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WelBeast@WelBeast·
I’m starting to become sentimental about Gabriel Martinelli. Don’t sell him 😭
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𝔐𝔞𝔶𝔬𝔯@CalledMayor·
I have a bad habit of closing an app because I’m bored, and then immediately clicking on the exact same app two seconds later hoping for new entertainment.
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Fpl City@FplCity72·
@KayLFC05_ Arsenal lifted one premier league trophy this weekend .. MCFC lifted 6 just yesterday along with 14 other trophies 😂😂
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balding puff@brunow_11·
@on99741396 @HarveyDiamonds MLS is a high-risk, high-reward chaotic passer who uses his physicality but can cost the team. Vitinha and Odegaard are the exact opposite, elite ball retention, secure passing, and completely press-resistant. Different profiles entirely.
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ilymjsyk@g4na_xo·
Were you there?😂
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𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐀@UTD_Roba·
@WelBeast You guys won a PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE but you are only focusing on Man United 😂 we live rent free in your heads.
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WelBeast@WelBeast·
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