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Déjà vu isn’t just a glitch in your memory, it’s your brain momentarily processing the present like it’s the past. The scariest part? It’s possible that one day, you’ll experience a déjà vu so vivid, you won’t be able to tell if you’ve already lived it or if it’s the future.

@__kabiyesi @lifeofchibs ???

@lifeofchibs he wants be Mo so bad 🤣

Our forefathers had more potent magic than this ones and they were all colonized 😭😭😂😂😭

@oku_yungx 😭😭😭

SS07KV

thanks to God and my generous mutual i’m finally a shawarma owner❤️❤️

What’s the most underrated fat loss hack?

Nothing compares to fucking someone that wants to fuck you. Everything dey turn women on when they want to fuck you. You fit dey calculate maths, make she dey watch you dey wet.

@EhisOjeks @Esmart26 Dry cleaner dey up there too

pesin wey borrow money from me last month

@PSGINT_ Once we win your better just d ! e 😂😂

ARROGANT FUCK! cant wait to humble these lot on the May the 30th

Youngest in charge 😤

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

He made it.

@Nirel01 😂😂😂

10 years since they win the PREMIER LEAGUE Trophy. 10 RED CARD this Season 10 in the PREMIER LEAGUE Table XABI ALONSO 10th Coach since last 10 years. 10nant in LONDON. CHELSEA the Most ConsisTENt 10 in the PREMIER LEAGUE History.....10 COMMANDMENTS of EPL 😂😂😂.

@shredwithQpid Dem no dey old pass opportunities ohh 😂

You never old pass all these things wey you Dey do?😭😭😭

@timelezzx 😂😂😂

I would've drowned mehn!!

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍

@lukasportsug @marvinashaba0 @Eddieug10Ug Bruno can only hallucinate 😂

@marvinashaba0 @Eddieug10Ug Max Dowman can only dream

Dowman at 16 Bruno at 31

Omor nah to collect watin belong to Caesar ohh.

this week wey i don finally decide to go see my babe, my mama say she dey come abuja

@KingFemi__ I no see where e ask you to explain ohh😂😂 He asked this or that you dey write epistle 😂

It’s harder to get 21 league assists in a season than to win the premier league. Only one player has the 21 league assists a season, there are over 1000 players that have the premier league title, infact Foden has 6 of it 😂😂