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Déjà vu isn’t just a glitch in your memory, it’s your brain momentarily processing the present like it’s the past. The scariest part? It’s possible that one day, you’ll experience a déjà vu so vivid, you won’t be able to tell if you’ve already lived it or if it’s the future.

@bennynotblanco 😂😂😂

Rick Ross: “She got her legs wrapped around my waist”

@Rose1367224 @Adikastakes Use am go the least conference league nah 😂

@CalledMayor @Adikastakes Collect your own first European virgins 😁

There with you ohhhh

4 guys total silence my guy: "we gas make am bro" All man: "omoooooooooo"

@FplCity72 @nothuzme @KayLFC05_ “Nigeria” as if it’s a slur 😂 I’m not only Nigerian I’m Igbo So back to you virgin, I’ll give you 2 league titles and still have more titles than you 😂

@CalledMayor @nothuzme @KayLFC05_ Before you was born and You've never seen it Nigerian !!

Arsenal won the title so they should be the only club to lift the Premier League trophy this season. This is a joke from City.

@FplCity72 Behind you?? I have more trophies than you, if not for your your oil daddies you’re on the same level as Wolves 😂

@CalledMayor No it's started long before then nonce .. a bit like winning trophies where you are 1/4 of a century behind us .. how many times you been to see arsenal mr lives in fucking Nigeria

@PastorMhimhi “We don get man now??” 😭

UPDATE GUYS!!! Like someone in yesterday’s comments said: “I’d rather cut myself and dive into the ocean betting that a shark won’t eat me than believe a woman.” So my guy woke up today and checked her phone while she went to bath… and guess who had already fixed an intense fucking appointment 😭😅 Yesssssss, he’s virgin girlfriend!!!!😅 Trust woman at your own risk oo. Anyways, I don advise my guy say make we enter gym. Maybe they denied him entrance because he no built 😭

@nothuzme @FplCity72 @KayLFC05_ Does this look rusty??😂

@CalledMayor @FplCity72 @KayLFC05_ I reckon 10 of the trophies are rusted already 😂

@FplCity72 @KayLFC05_ Football didn’t start 2015 you virgin 😂

@CalledMayor @KayLFC05_ I mean if you can find them .. maybe just the ones from your lifetime? Oww wait

@brunow_11 Sorry she don’t do retards

@CalledMayor Is ur grandma single ? Asking for a friend.

Lewis-Skelly vs João Neves is going to be a battle for the ages on Saturday. Two midfielders with a bullish physical quality but are also incredibly technically press-resistant. This is a real toe-to-toe matchup in midfield: #AFC

@brunow_11 Okay Grandpa reasoning like a child

@CalledMayor I don't engage with babies here.

@UtdByDev @WelBeast God suppose take you buy 12pm today 😂

@WelBeast We can make a swap, Martinelli plus Lewis skelly for Mason Mount.

I’m starting to become sentimental about Gabriel Martinelli. Don’t sell him 😭

I have a bad habit of closing an app because I’m bored, and then immediately clicking on the exact same app two seconds later hoping for new entertainment.

@FplCity72 @KayLFC05_ Do you want us to lift our 14 league trophies? 😂😂

@KayLFC05_ Arsenal lifted one premier league trophy this weekend .. MCFC lifted 6 just yesterday along with 14 other trophies 😂😂

@brunow_11 @on99741396 @HarveyDiamonds Long talk with no knowledge information

@on99741396 @HarveyDiamonds MLS is a high-risk, high-reward chaotic passer who uses his physicality but can cost the team. Vitinha and Odegaard are the exact opposite, elite ball retention, secure passing, and completely press-resistant. Different profiles entirely.

Were you there?😂

season is over keh? i still get ucl final to play ooo na your own season over oh

@Dangbana_of_ATL @jessealordiah You that was birthed out of prostitution 😂 Swear with your retard mom life that you know your father 😂😂

@CalledMayor @jessealordiah Tears rolling down my eyes cos your momma pussy stank 🤮🤮

that other color no go do parade for assist? 😳😳

@UTD_Roba @WelBeast 😂😂

@WelBeast You guys won a PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE but you are only focusing on Man United 😂 we live rent free in your heads.

😂😂😂😂

@daniel_ax8 @WelBeast Should both of them put their trophies together with this stats? 😂😂

@WelBeast You legend under him between 😂

@Ahhcaasa10k @asante_kel73512 @RUHWEZAFRANCIS @WelBeast Is this Dorgu trophy?? 😂😂

@asante_kel73512 @RUHWEZAFRANCIS @WelBeast Clown 🤡