Calley Nye

That face..🐕🐾😅

I can't stop watching this. He really said I want the court to know that llama stares at me every morning.

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

@chitownsam723b @mobianboy Pink obvi

@mobianboy @CalleyNye I claim yellow!

The hot song of the summer just dropped!! Haters will say it’s AI

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious.... Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there. So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable' here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm pissed. Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming over".. things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house....she locked herself in Dales room. So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape... And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window Dales room...

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Looks like Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. Please leave her a big heart ❤️

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@kumxem @chitownsam723b

@kumxem Women are the most beautiful people in the world and I love that for me and I love you 💕

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

This woman and her husband rescue dogs. This is their Maltese Kevin. This is how the first two weeks started with Kevin and how far along they got with him. They didn’t quit on him. It’s sad to see a dog that scared. Can’t imagine what that little dog went through to get to that point. But with a little patience, gentle hands and lots of love, Kevin has come a long way in two weeks. I love to see dogs rehabilitated from the fear they once lived in.❤️ Have you ever had to have patience like that with a dog or another animal? Do you think you would have the patience to turn the tide like that?

Taking his sock to bed! 🥰🤣🤣

LOL 😎

Books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

This is Badger. His gentle giant Great Pyrenees who’s graciously volunteered as a fluffy jungle gym for his farm baby goats his guarding. He shows Zero complaints, had maximum tolerance. Pls heart him for being a good guard dog ❤️

This pup's side eye could win awards! So cute. 😅😅🐾

A man who adopted a dog he found painted and abandoned in the trash shared the transformation his adorable friend underwent.

Omg this is one coolest stage performances I have seen. I don't understand the words but the singing is so beautiful. This is art. Rosalia 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

How did they get the fire out at Magic Castle? @CalleyNye