Callie Grace Ethridge 🪩

Danielle Breezy is now the voice of my nightmares (but fr thank u for ur service I am so thankful but also having nightmares)

I’ve come to that point in my life - I’m starting the sopranos

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

why is the yearly eye exam w the letters so stressful

been on holiday break for two days and you’d think I’m starting a daggum bakery in my kitchen

new addition to the cookbook stack 💫

took NyQuil last night so for sure don’t trust a single email or text from me today

@marysiroky swing by and pick me up on the way

lowkey need to be dancing through life down at the ozdust rn

Huge news for early birds

The picture Costco took of me for my membership card is just downright disrespectful

@EthridgeDaniel @torchystacos I am SO proud of you both

@torchystacos YOU DID IT

Dear @torchystacos, All I want in 2019 is a Torchy’s in Nashville. Pretty please... with queso on top. Sincerely, A Texan without the Damn Good

another day wishing I was at a kenny chesney concert

sisters, not twins (but this really was me & my sister’s order)

one soccer game later and, rest assured, I’m digging out the ice packs

@ZackMyers11 Elite advice

@CallieGrace_e Eat before you go lol

I’m a creature of habit & love my specific Kroger but we’re officially Costco members now and I’m a bundle of nerves.

@OhHeyLuis @DrVonBraun Oh I’m on it - see you at Spirit Halloween

@DrVonBraun @CallieGrace_e

Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

I’ll never forget renting Howl’s Moving Castle from the Pulaski Movie Gallery and someone had put Coyote Ugly in the case when they returned it

have to remind myself that my husband doesn’t hate me just because he made our 떡볶이 too spicy

Why listen to a medical professional when I can listen to 10-12 strangers on Reddit