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OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

My spouse is a physician in the emergency dept, and is actively treating #coronavirus patients. We just made the difficult decision for him to isolate & move into our garage apartment for the foreseeable future as he continues to treat patients. (1/5)

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.

@postgrad_barty Hahahaha literally happened so many times with u and Devin

Maybe throw a couple more engagements in there and that should be right 😂

Dad and me feeding Murray... same place, same croc - two photos 15 years apart ❤️🐊

Woooohooo!!

So it snowed at work today... and my Coworker has never seen snow in his life and it’s the most innocent thing ever.

NASA's solar-powered Opportunity Mars rover was built to operate for just 90 days but kept going for 15 years. The last message it sent was, "My battery is low and it's getting dark." NASA sent recovery commands along with one last song: Billie Holiday's "I'll Be Seeing You."

22 inventions that are saving the Earth

Saw this on Facebook and without sounding like a Facebook maw, feel like it had to be shared. Quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

everyone on earth: *is staring at the moon* the moon: twitter.com/petitesyd/stat…

@_simplymiaa_ This is just so precious. I always love seeing your pics with him. Major props to you girl!

Every white girl's middle name is either Elizabeth or Marie and there are no exceptions

Girl named Riley Morrison asks @StephenCurry30 why his sneakers don’t come in girls sizes. Steph responds.

Congratulations to @Tusk_UA on his retirement after the 2018-19 season! There's only #ONERazorback!

@devdiana_5 @Starbucks We wanted only starbucks you delinquent

@CallieMarie21 @Starbucks why did u take down my malibu bottle

So college kids normally put empty liquor bottles on top of their cabinets but me and my roomates decided to put our @Starbucks up there instead. You can venmo me to help fund our addiction