CallieVane

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU WONT SCREEN. YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION. Men wandering into my DMs who refuse to screen will be put outside in the cold, with the other dogs.

my hornyness needs to be studied

I’m sorry. But these white women who cosplay as “ethnic” and “exotic” need to go. You’re a white girl with curly blonde hair. Enough.

due to inflation, my love will now cost a thing…

Cum gutters. Gotta love em.

@DuruTobenn71159 They’re wonderful. But I have to part with them. It’s time. It’s time to grow up. You can’t live in fantasy and youth forever. I got 34 years of fun, fairly unscathed. I can be an adult now. No babies though! 😉😂

@CallieVane I'm sorry to hear that my dear. Personally, I think vintage antique couches are prestige.

If I created an Amazon list of things I need for the new place would anyone gift them to me?

@DuruTobenn71159 I am very sadly getting rid of my antique couches. Solid, study, beautiful wooden pieces. But they’re so heavy and not the most comfortable. And I have about 7 couches. So they have to go. And I need to get a new modern (🤢) sectional.

@CallieVane As much as my budget would allow me, definitely!

@HurricaneHam Charlie lives his life on a certain perch of the main cat tree. It would make his little day if I got him a new one.

@CallieVane Yeeees

@HurricaneHam I want to get the children a new main cat tree. They have two other ones they don’t use much but they love the main one. But it’s old and the scratching bits are unraveling.

BAD BITCHES ONLY✨💸💵💰

This was me the whole month of march btw

@BigBirdfyx No. I will stay home and run a cozy home maker life. But I will not have children. I do not want them and I am too selfish to sacrifice the quality of both my life and my furniture for children. I admire the hell out of the women that have them. But I am not one of them.

GIRL TO GIRL... be honest.... If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life….... would you?

She’s been such a boon during all of this. And thank god she grew up before I did. Because I’m leaning on her heavily right now. I am honored to be her friend. I would work in that porn store in every life for infinity if it means meeting her.

Ruby and I will go periods without talking to one another just because she’s an actual adult and has real responsibilities. But make no mistake, that woman is my SISTER. I’ve been through 15 years of everything with her.

@0xQuasark You can’t overdose on LSD. You can die due to the decisions you make while on acid. But there is no amount of acid that will kill you just from ingesting it.

A woman accidentally snorted 550x doses of LSD, thinking it was cocaine. She vomited for 12 hours. Tripped for 34. But when she woke up... The chronic foot pain she'd had from Lyme Disease for over 20 years? 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗘. So she stops morphine for 5 days. Starts microdosing LSD every 3rd day. 2 years later... Off morphine completely. No withdrawal & no relapse. Researchers called it "a remarkable case of nonfatal high-dose LSD ingestion, with long-term pain relief". Just for reference: The estimated lethal dose of LSD is around 14,000 micrograms. She took 55,000. Nearly four times what researchers estimated could kill you. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. Pain-free.

@emilyjobot It’s a scam. I got one of these like a month ago. Their account has been hacked

hey quick question, what the fuck

@Y_Maqs @DangeRuss2024 @emkenobi “I think people like her…” shhhh. Shhh, shhhh, shhhh. No one asked or cares about what you think.

@DangeRuss2024 @emkenobi she has great political takes but her being a whore kinda reduces it all and makes it seem like it's a joke. i think people like her should just sit down and stfu.

Good to know

@YPZBYDJCMKatyaa Katya gooning over black mold because it allowed her to redo her bathroom in black tile. 😂

“whose pussy is this?” aragorn, son of arathorn