MrCal

Time wey we suppose dey enjoy our youth see wetin we dey face If you’re a youth and you support this administration you’re a bastard fr

@DrDanny2030 I bought a bag of water 50naira in 2007

Sardine was never sold for 120 naira. The first price of sardine was 600. We all know

You wan run electric cooker on prepaid meter?? 😂

fulani terrorists are just killing nigerians for fun and everyone is going about their lives as if it’s nothing

Hello @WorldBankGroup @WorldBankAfrica @WBGPubs @WBG_ClimateEnv @WorldBankLive @WorldBankWater Please stop giving Tinubu loan, stop giving Nigeria loan. Look at what the loans are being used for 👇

@PenTitan Bruhhh I have stopped eating bread. Few moments after eating any bread, I start getting a metallic taste in my mouth. I go come dey wonder which chemical dem put wey dey make it hard for my enzymes to digest

We're consuming rubbish products in this country. The future is not looking good with the rising cases of cancer and other ailments God abeg

@PeterObi Sir don't be deceived by these people. These westerners would do anything to see that Nigeria remains in the shackles of corruption and bad governance. Obodo adiro mma bu uru ndi nze

Today, I held meetings in London with some stakeholders in British politics and business community, including Lord Jonathan Marland, the Chairman of the Commonwealth Enterprise and Investment Council (CWEIC). The discussion with Lord Marland held particular importance as it centred on prospective trade opportunities, economic advancement, and the promotion of small businesses throughout Nigeria. It is clear that fostering a robust economy and generating employment, as evidenced by rapidly growing nations like China, Indonesia, and Vietnam, necessitates a concerted effort to prioritise support for micro, small, and medium-sized enterprises. As I have consistently asserted, our micro, small, and medium enterprises (MSMEs) serve as the driving force behind economic growth, and it is imperative that we provide them with vigorous support to enhance development and create significant employment opportunities, particularly within the agriculture and manufacturing sectors. A New and revitalised Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@anjietida Who would want to have a thing with you after seeing that your bushy, dirty armpit. Every minute sex, sex, sex, you think say na only you get toto for this app? Make I even mute you

I have had no sex this year until few days ago. It was so bad that i had to start making shit up so my ex doesn’t think i lost my game 😭😭😭

@EphraimArinze1 @pbtips_ Oya mister professor explain the difference

@pbtips_ None of them realized that it is “LEND” not “BORROW” while addressing the lender. SMH!! Education has been seriously eroded in this country.

Wetin be this😂

Even foreigner dey tell you say you need change your government

@gmltony We already poor. They just want to kill everybody with starvation.

They really want to make us poor by all means. This is deliberate.

@novieverest I knew these subsidy removals and outrageous price increase on energy was unanimous.

For every loan Tinubu takes, the lenders give him a condition, and that condition will never benefit the ordinary man.

@novieverest 'LOAN MEANT TO BUY CASKET FOR DEMOCRACY' ~ BOLA TINUBU

Guys, please get your PVC!!! If you’ve moved from your PU in 2023, go and get it transferred to a Polling Unit closer to you NOW!! You cannot convince me you are a sane adult living in Nigeria, and you are still politically apathetic.

@sir_lux_ Sportybet for 2026? That one don cast na

You can literally make Millions from Doing small things on Sportybet. And you can lose everything from doing big things on Sportybet

@chibuikssss I respect Nigerians gon. You guys are rich o. Some days e dey do me make I buy rubber bowl sit down for road dey beg

I wonder how the country hasn’t collapsed yet. Genuinely how is everyone surviving

I’m not joking, people are broke that have never been broke. It’s so crazy.

@NigeriaStories No use anybody wey study anything related to economics, finance, or accounting play. They can shut up about anything but not when resources are being wasted. If this statement from him is true, watch as Tinubu kicks him out.

Nigeria cannot borrow its way to development. ~ Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Taiwo Oyedele says

@shootfordstars You wan dey use medium-high network customer play? Well deserved slap

them hold person 86M for bank since two weeks baba dey complain and para at the same time, them say make him speak English nah once e tear customer care slap 😭😭

@ogebuleN No P, I still want "that". Me sef na handler

if “this” handle you for bed ehn, omo you go leave “that”