CALI ﾒ𝟶

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

this gotta be the wind spongebob delivered the pizza in

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

I don’t like people that lack self awareness. How can you not know that you’re a bad person?

@phantomregret hes just too good

who’s shocked

2 sause long

Kendrick Lamar was rapping on m.A.A.d city like his life was on the line

@denzelcurry do we need a ticket for the meet n greet? 👀

IF U IN TORONTO TODAY MEET ME HERE

DAMN TORONTO WAS INSANEEEEE

@denzelcurry 🔥🔥🔥

WELCOME HOME, ABEL 🇨🇦

oh fox news is about to be yelling about peppa pig

this man is not a robot, he’s a human being.

i love how the entire internet came together to make fun of that one dude who has sex to that terrible, terrible song

love doesn’t need to be so hard, aquarius placements. you can let someone love you, it’ll be alright

I never asked my weather app to go this hard

in completely normal news, a doctor just told me i'm not in pain due to a herniated disc compressing my sciatic nerve and spinal bone spurs but ... because i'm emotionally damaged because i had a hysterectomy before i had children and never got married.