JewyCandy

My real feet. You’re welcome perverts.

G’night whulled. Tomorrow is a brand new day.

@Yemihazan When everything is nice nothing is nice. Gratuitous extravagance ruins pleasure.

Emirates first class is brazy... The voice over is the funniest lol 📸 - Jabz

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI Bookmarked for the morning.

@Callmepinkox @BurtMacklin_FBI all of these reddit.com/r/AskIreland/c…

It’s Friday, so please tell me about a the best crime you committed without being caught.

@orionobscured That’s an excellent idea. I’m all for it.

@Callmepinkox We should start using them for medical and consumer product testing. Extract some value out of otherwise worthless people.

I don’t believe in capital punishment because ethical killing is too kind for those who deserve it most. Get back to me when we’re torturing again.

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI And if they weren’t doing that they’d have been gardai.

@Callmepinkox @BurtMacklin_FBI and then there are the Kinahan ....

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI I’m familiar. Sad story.

@Callmepinkox @BurtMacklin_FBI Unsolved westcorkpodcast.com

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI I don’t know how our prisons are so full. I imagine it’s all people who didn’t pay for their TV licences or something.

@Callmepinkox @BurtMacklin_FBI I always thought that Ireland was very bad at solving crimes.

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI It was a maid who called the Gards he was on some list but she didn’t know that, just not great customer service paying off in a big way. Bet she didn’t even get a raise.

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI That’s awful. I do think it was easier in The States. I remember hearing about some Colombian (?) conman travelling the world and basically doing what I did but to the extreme, getting the staff to open safes etc. He was caught in Ireland bc of course he was caught in Ireland

@Callmepinkox @BurtMacklin_FBI I think the system has changed since, can't remember last time I waste a hotel where would you could just walk in into a breakfast room before the room check and prepayment

@nejafeja @BurtMacklin_FBI I’d walk past if possible, it’s all about looking like you’re meant to be there. I don’t do stuff like that anymore but god do I miss it.

@Callmepinkox @BurtMacklin_FBI Some hotels charge your card before you even seat down

@ladielabrys2 I’ve never watched Bridgerton but yes, Gentleman Jack was a work of art.

wow it only took them 5 seasons to feature a lesbian couple and it’s just two femme women……yawn. i feel like pure shit….i just want her back….

Any other thrill seeking ne’er do wells have a story to share?

@BurtMacklin_FBI I was obviously lying and undoubtedly drunk seeming and they still let me go. That’s how much they fear the wealthy. I wandered all around that hotel, empty spa rooms, offices, storage, through the kitchen etc. 10/10 would recommend

@BurtMacklin_FBI Did get questioned once so I told my girlfriend to run and it was the funniest thing to still be up in the restaurant demanding they check with my father again and seeing her literally running across the golf course in the distance.

@DaysofBoyhood @godblesstoto Oop!

@godblesstoto Aw I think he's tremendous fun youtube.com/watch?v=1vWOPu…

How can you all sit here enjoying your evening knowing that Lenny Henry has been oppressed his entire life just for being an unfunny twat?

@MikeRouah @AbujomaaGaza @grok Are you kidding? Rats have been known to eat babies appendages while they’re still alive. Mothers used to have to leave infants at home in rat infested tenements in order to work, come home to find their baby has been gnawed on.

@AbujomaaGaza @Grok, what's the likelihood of a rat biting a toddler's face while he's asleep.

Life in tents is really UNBEARABLE A rat has bitten this toddlers while sleeping in his family tent.. He is now in the ICU in a Gaza hospital..