CallofValkyries

@MoonBrood @merkuryee literally all of the mods

@MoonBrood Cuuuute.

This is the rose I want 🥰🥰🥰

do i really have to jack off all of the trades

that tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

gonna find a man with biceps and beautiful brown eyes that lets me bite him whenever i want

no rizz but I’d educate myself on your interests just so we can talk about it

best friends are so crazy like wow this person would kill for me but also if i mispronounce a word in front of them they will make fun of me for it forever

me in the 4way cagelocke

@MoonBrood it you

god ur so fucking weird *makes out with u*

god forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

my love language is that you're the only person not ignored on the days i don't want to talk to anyone

no rizz but I'd listen to you yap about your nerdy interests

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

Dating me is like having a migraine and boner at the same time

@RubberScraps No sir you didn’t move along ☠️🤣

@CallofValkyries I totally did, I know exactly what you're talking about

Welp if you saw it, no you didn’t. But you’re welcome. I’m gonna go die in a hole now

if a women tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send