CallumReynolds

@andygoldstein05 this is dreadful radio

@somecaIlmejesus Source?

SHARE THIS FAR AND WIDE A pal of ours was leaving the Wolves v Chelsea game Saturday night and was attacked by this rat. Someone must know him, our lad Stevie is currently in hospital with a bleed on the brain. With 2 young kids and a wife to be, this kid needs finding ‼️

@ChelseaFC @Wolves @ManUtd @Arsenal @LFC @SpursOfficial @AVFCOfficial @ManCity @itvnews @SkyNews @BBCNews @DailyMail

@SamJRushworth @afneil Bellend

@afneil And we know this because we collect biometric data. So guess what? He's being sent straight back after wasting his money. This is the scheme working.

It’s like a scene from a farce: Home Office sources have confirmed that one person sent to France under the UK-France treaty – which allows people who cross the Channel to Britain in small boats to be sent back in exchange for bringing the same number in France to the UK via a legal route – is now back in the UK. He returned by a small boat.

240 men invaded the UK, yesterday. All will get ‘free’ healthcare, accommodation and food, plus mobile phones, cash allowance and legal advice — paid for by you. Meanwhile, there’s no money for pensioners or homeless veterans. @UKBorder @ukhomeoffice @YvetteCooperMP @RNLI

Content, delicious content

@jjh6515 Horrible little cunt

is it a bird or a plane, no it’s liam payne

@Young_Spray @TRobinsonNewEra @TALAPATON What a bellend

Yooo @TRobinsonNewEra he’s not having it mate 🤷🏿‍♂️ @TALAPATON

@TRobinsonNewEra @LutonTown @Joey7Barton Not you as well as that other bellend @Joey7Barton

Who even are these 2 birds commenting on my clubs match @LutonTown @Joey7Barton

@CharlieWhite_22 “As per my previous email”

Horrible office phrases? I’ll start: ‘Touch base’

@footballtweet Gudjohnson?

Guess who? 🤔

This is so true and explains brilliantly why it is in all our interests to make the effort to use cash 💷 Why should we pay cash everywhere with banknotes instead of a card ? - I have a £50 banknote in my pocket. Going to a restaurant and paying for dinner with it. The restaurant owner then uses the note to pay for the laundry. The laundry owner then uses the note to pay the barber. The barber will then use the note to pay for shopping. After an unlimited number of payments, it will still remain a £50 value, which has fulfilled its purpose to everyone who used it for payment and the bank has jumped dry from every cash payment transaction made. BUT IF I go to a restaurant and pay digitally via Card, - the bank fees for my payment transaction charged to the seller are 3%, so around £1.50 ( and so will be the fee of £1.50 for each further payment transaction ) -for the owner re laundry or - payments of the owner of the laundry shop, - or payments of the barber etc..... Therefore, after 30 transactions, the initial £50 will exist at only £5, and the remaining £45 has become the property of the bank … thanks to all of the digital transactions and fees! Use it or lose it folks… Once it’s gone we won’t get it back! Cash is king! #CashIsKing

You can only choose one injury-prone player to have played his whole career injury-free… Who would you pick? 🤔

@UtdPlug @ManUtdMEN Looks more like Courtouis

🚨 Mason Mount arriving at Carrington. [@ManUtdMEN] #MUFC

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@RealDananai @1991SJK @UtdPlug Biggest club in the world? 😂😂😂😂 you’ve said enough fella

🚨 Rashford via IG:

@frankadarkwah @UtdPlug Fuck off. The lad goes one game without scoring and he’s selfish?! Get bent

@UtdPlug The selfishness in Rashford is too much and needs to be talked to. We can't talk about a team with this kind of greediness and selfishness. It must stop and stop now if we want to reach a greater height

🇦🇷 Garnacho via IG:

@Mattylebastard @lehmann_alisha Bellend

@NandosUK my mate @TheTurkishPride reckons he got an invite to the pre launch of the Banbury restaurant? What’s the chances of another couple of seats at the table? Please