Clem H Fandango 6”6 IQ 186

open.spotify.com/track/08FdVm5a… magical in the sun this

on.soundcloud.com/zvHZBvjBwL44n0… This at 6 am making some scrambled eggs elite listening

Think this fresh trim has cured my tism can finally look people in the eyes

Unreal from the weather machine today. Shorts and shirtless 🔥 (6 degrees and frost)

Me after taking Zinc, Magnesium and vitamin D3

Shag, Marry, Avoid. Epstein island Diddy party Winkers nightclub ????

Enough of this valentines and galentines bullshit its time for ladentines

Ladies and gentlemen it’s that time again. youtu.be/a1XGTAB13aM

Major sperm cramp and man flu women would never understand this crippling and debilitating duo. Studies have shown this combination is x100 worse than anything a female would endure during their lifetime.

Time to lock the fuck in and start retardmaxing

Getting the volume to high notification will now be seen as hate speech

Anyone killing the vibe from now on will be seen as a micro aggression and will be dealt with appropriately

open.spotify.com/track/7FesdPPn… HERE WE GO

Been helping woman through the luteal phase since 2000 (6”6 btw)

THAT FRIDAY FEELING IS BACK TIME TO GET SKANKEY

@cessonmute Binkying

we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous

Who’s backing the Taliban lads trip next summer?

went to Wetherspoons just to make myself feel better about myself also found an NPC stuck at the hand dryer. God I love a brexit town

Nothing more council estate than shouting down the phone cig in hand middle of the high street with a dressing gown on. This is Ingerland 🙌