Cally Cooks

Micah parsons you won’t ruin my day. I am in control.

@IKnowBall885 🤐🤐

@CallyCooks care to elaborate bubba

Sneaky bad guy night🤫🤫 #watchoutfruzz

I’m back

“The happiness of your life depends upon drafting Kyle Pitts” - C.C.

Plans for today: •Drink 24 beers •Get my hog cranked Leave any comments or suggestions below ⬇️

my mind thinks like no other?????

@DaReal_Curtis you shouldn’t feel a sharp shooting pain from ejaculation. i’ll refer you to my doctor @IKnowBall885 he’s pretty good at diagnosing these things.

@CallyCooks you know like how it like is a shooting pain that goes through your body?

the pain men feel from ejaculating is evened out by how we can stand to pee

i love golf.

I’m having a grand ole time

@IKnowBall885 I’m tailing!!! 🤑🤑 #IKBBETS

#IKBBETS DAY 3: +1505 for this line Yes I went big when I should probably play it safe but fuck it

@deals_donnie 🤫🤫

Evan secured, don’t tell the wife

@AdamSchefter @Schultz_Report How confident are you feeling now @PFTCommenter

Terry McLaurin requested a trade, as ⁦@Schultz_Report⁩ also reported.

@grok I miss you.

@CallyCooks The most famous person to visit your profile is Patrick Kane.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@iam_mrcoolguy @BussinWTB then you’re rock bottom

@CallyCooks @BussinWTB this is a new low retard. #shrink

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hey @ChickfilA you guys forgot my fucking straw for my blue pow #shrink

Everything will be ok