Callypso🇰🇪

Mi tunaeza kuwa tunaongea na wewe vizuri, but the moment na realize eti hauna iphone, madharau inaanzianga apo..

@AlexNjue254 🤣🤣

Sasa kuambia dem ati ako na matako nyeusi ka sufuria ya ushago ni kitu ya kufanya aninyime?

@AlexNjue254 Pia mi na shangaa

Kila mtu huku ni "Good morning", "Good morning". Kwani what's so good with this morning?

@AlexNjue254 Walai

It's better to think about God from the bar than think about beer from the church.

Leo nimekuwa busy ka suruali ya malaya.

@AlexNjue254 Nakucheki😂

At times I am single, at times am married, at times am divorced, at times am in a relationship, at times am separated. It all depends on who's asking.

@NikitaWangui Acha watu wakulane

@NikitaWangui Waah🤣

@AlexNjue254 😂

Sasa kuambia mtu ako na matako nyeusi ka sufuria ya ushago ni kitu ya mtu kukasirikia adh akunyime mechi?🤔

@NikitaWangui Susu😂

Including women 🤔🤔