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@Calomari

who wants a big fat glizzie

Phoenix, AZ Katılım Şubat 2011
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no such thing as a free lunch
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A$AP EGGS, M.D.
A$AP EGGS, M.D.@MikesNuggetry·
Chris and I drank a bottle of Smirnoff 100 without even blinking an eye what is wrong with us
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Cal@Calomari·
When you people send me tiktoks or wordles I move one step closer to blowing my brains out
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Cal@Calomari·
Shout out to the brick wall on the side of my house for taking the time to stop my car last night
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Cal@Calomari·
Fact of the matter is 90% of the broads out here in phoenix have fake eyelashes
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A$AP EGGS, M.D.@MikesNuggetry·
I think if I could meet one celebrity it would be Jack Black
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Cal@Calomari·
Just had a dream where I was rock climbing with Danny DeVito lol I think I might need to lay off the weed for a bit
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A$AP EGGS, M.D.@MikesNuggetry·
If you post a bare pregnant belly that we all have to see unsolicited. I’m unfollowing you
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Cal@Calomari·
Putin threatened nuclear war but I guess he didn't say how
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Cal@Calomari·
Nothing gets me more limp than Star Wars
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How have we not outlawed neighborhood ice cream trucks? Every one of those mf has to be a pedophile
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A$AP EGGS, M.D.@MikesNuggetry·
Honestly I’m more annoying when I’m not intoxicated
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Cal@Calomari·
20 years later I still use a Ticonderoga
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Cal@Calomari·
@MikesNuggetry Found out two nights ago they TWO of my roommates are flat earthers 🤦🏼‍♂️
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A$AP EGGS, M.D.@MikesNuggetry·
Are flat earthers still around?
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Cal@Calomari·
My flight home to phoenix was cancelled. Holy FUCK I'm going to kill myself if I'm stuck in Columbus any longer it's too damn cold
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Cal@Calomari·
Shout out to urban meyer because without his family none of us would be able to spell bologna
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Cal@Calomari·
I've learned in phoenix that I could not handle a Latino woman
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Shaking hands with a grandpa be making you feel like a gigantic pussy
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A$AP EGGS, M.D.
A$AP EGGS, M.D.@MikesNuggetry·
Not much RAM in the brain today
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