Calum Gittins

@dieworkwear Derek where should I buy boots in London. Like lace-up brown boots kinda like Shotos

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn" Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

@jakeformayor Gut and Bomba somehow talking their way back into the club was impressive. ‘No no… we’ll be chill this time, promise’

Powered Cube data that's probably only interesting to me: Boros + a splash in the most recent list has an identical WR to the old, big bad Boros that had to be nerfed in the first run so far.

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guapísimo el nuevo iphone

We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.

Monty: "I know you're not asleep, boy."

I'm going to move to a forest somewhere in July and try to improve myself. Franz Kafka, 1914.

@Thinkwert My parents took me to see it when I was 13 years old and you best believe I was doing bullet-time karate kicks all the way home.

One of the few films that I saw on opening weekend and then immediately went back to rewatch the next day.

@CarloNegrete Huge congrats bro wait til you find out about self-timer!

Officially down 215lbs! (Excuse the absolutely cursed way I took these photos)

Frog came into the house. ”Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers. “Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog. “Tomorrow,” said Toad.

What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

@jfwong Gotta be in it to win it!

Had a dream where I was majorly stressed out because I had to give away a Gaea’s Cradle. Let’s give one away in real life instead. Japanese Gaea’s Cradle, up for grabs. I’ll choose one random person who replies to this tweet, retweets it, and follows me by end of today.

@RhysticStudies Just played Quacks of Quedlinburg which I enjoyed

name a good game

@binnybino Dawg reply to my DM’s lol

Combat 🤮 trigger manifold mouse 🤮 target emberheart 🤮 trigger ember heart 🤮 give double strike 🤮 attack with emberheart 🤮 after blocks 🤮 monstrous rage 🤮 you take 8 🤮

@CarloNegrete @binnybino Gonna need me a signed Vinny asap

We found out today that @binnybino has a Pokemon card

@binnybino Me n who 😭😭

I’m In tears from how adorable the art + flavor text combo is 😭😭😭😭 great job Omar 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@Lauphiette This shit might just reignite the GC

@fakejakebrowne I don’t know you from Adam but you have a great jawline and excellent draft advice so I’d disregard.

Caught a stray on a big podcast this week where one of the dudes said some pretty nasty stuff about my face and thinning hair. Instead of being a dick back, I shot him a text. We worked it out. It's okay to age. My hair is what it is. I have wrinkles. For 41, I'm doing fine.