Cal

were so fucked

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house

Honestly baffles me how someone's stank can literally stain the air

i kinda don’t do online returns. i just take my L.

the question “how is work” really pisses me off😭. work is work bro, idk what else you want me to say

Going to bed normal then waking up with a sore back is another level of betrayal

she pissed me off today

why everything gotta be so much funnier with a mouth full of juice

fake healed bitch i saw you hanging out with your ex

northern lights were crazy last night

what is it THE BRAIDS???

im dyin' LOL

this is so funny to me bc i know obama is tapped in

Yesterday was one of the wildest days in hip hop....

MAY 3RD, 2024. We will never forget this day.

they going crazy rn

😭