calvin

Bro, you’re like Akron Ohio before LeBron James

yeah I’m here for the footjobs

yo istg I got covid in 2016

Galaxy brain for CJ to miss both free throws on purpose so that Mikal Bridges was the guy taking the last shot

omfg fuck my school Wi-Fi, I’m trying to watch the Mets blow a lead

“did yall see my socks?” @Scuppppp

I haven’t understood math since the 6th grade

Today nightmare: woke up an hour early for supreme, shower, get hyped at the thought of getting a shirt, website fucks up my human verification, everything sells out, I look at the clock and I have calculus in 15 minutes, walk in pop quiz

im learning loads in my classes youtube.com/watch?v=MlDu6g…

me and @Calvinnotstinky had a little collab with sneako

How many guys have you been talking to because how do you know what a spruce log is

if anyone wants a Christmas card just private message me and I’ll get you one

dear Santa, I just want a puffco

@fortnitebalenci seems pretty spot on to me

what we thinking?

I’m all out of ideas at this point

wtf y’all mean piss ain’t stored in the balls

“uhhhhh i’m so upset tomorrow is Monday” “ok Garfield”

on everyone’s soul but not mine, I’m tanking a tazer shot

Chess is like Clash Royale if everyone was running the same deck

Most influential people music wise in my life 1. Pharrell Williams 2. Justin Timberlake 3. Bruno Mars 4. Mac Demarco 5. Frank ocean

top 3 birds of all time Eagle one Hawk two parrot three