✨ Calzonie ✨

I AM THE PRINCE OF TWITCH!

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

Gas station being my new clouds… I never thought this day would come, woah…

People stay building pcs into glass desks and fish bowls but where’s my glass dildo pc?

@itbecxnna Sleep with one eye open I’m gonna get that hair doll

@Calxonie Not you plotting

Maybe I should dye it green

I am blonde, divorced, and horny ! 𝓬𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 to use my local PussyHole™️

💃🏻🕺I loved you more than anything!! And yes I made mistakes but you know i would do anything to put a smile on your face!! To make a home a nicer place!! THEN YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE AT THE GAS STATION!! 💃🏻🕺

ALBUM OF THE YEAR DROP$ TONIGHT…

@thejustryan 💜💖🩷

7 years ago, My mum lost her battle to cancer 💕 I think about her everyday, and everything I do is always for her and to make her proud. I miss you mum, love you always 💕

@tiffdidwhat 💃🏻🕺

new snippet clip it

kinkysaints added me on steam... who else blushing?!

@ZackingBall @JacksCourt My sis BUILT good 🥰

I’m so fucking yearning rn

@tiffdidwhat Need miss Tiffany day’s music blasting in my ears live at a venue in Manchester RIGHT NOW like I can’t UK TOUR PLZ

these hoes need to be scared of me cuz im bout to put everyone in their place……..

Pee pee and yet… poo poo

Need to see Tiffany day live asap dgaf it would heal me bad

YSEULT IS NOT PLAYING WITH YOU HOES THIS ERA

Just had a insane flashback to a little stuffed bear that you could microwave and it had little beans in it or Sumn that would stay warm and id snuggle it and couldn’t sleep without it warmed up woah like I can remember the smell

god she’s so amazing i love her

@ZackingBall This is so cute waaiitttt

I made a sky island on Pokopia for the flying and bug types to live on :)

@ItsJescah Maybe so

@Calxonie This is about me

Kinda wish twitch chat allowed you to react to chats that are sent cause some hoes really funny but I don’t wanna do a reply to put laughing faces