Calyria 👻

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I guess Ada Wong is working at Costco now

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Brisbane

Theres a white kid working there and everything

Everytime I visit my mum and stepdad they have to take me to the whitest chinese restaurant in the area and then I gotta be subjected to the sizzling Mongolian beef and sweet and sour pork wombo combo

@McSwarlton This is the loot i'd drop

@Calyria This is written like a random note found while adventuring in a video game.

My mum picked up the ffxiv and p5 i had on my bag, looked at them individually, inspecting the front and the back then quietly put it back with no expression on her face - what does this mean am I in trouble

Live mum reaction upon seeing a Goth girl: "this girl...her hair is black..her makeup is black..her clothes are black, even her socks are black...but her bag...(tone is now slight disappointment) is NOT black."

@McSwarlton I ain't playin 3 hours of any chess

@Calyria I'd watch you play chinese chess. I think I still vague remember how to play.

My mum wanted to learn how to play chess since she only knows chinese chess then I got locked into a 3 hour game with her cause she was giga galaxybraining then at the end she was like you should play this more instead of those VIDEOGAMES

Almost a week into visiting my mum and im already sick of my stepdad just yesterday he listened to a 40min AI audiobook about chuck norris in prison, I was ready to blow my brains out

@TheKeyLimit Im leaving it out so everyone who isnt into durian will take tic damage from the smell

@Calyria dont put it in the freezer please god

I bought a durian now the whole house smells like it >:)

happy lunar new year's eve

went outside and a SPIDER fell on my head and when i told tonttarelli i almost died he said nice

opened star trek online for the first time in years to find a character i do not remember making with a ship i do not remember naming it made me laugh so hard i felt nauseous

I SAID WE R MAKING HOT POT TONITE !!!!!