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@Calzony_

The first gay nonbinary art major with a septum piercing. the very first one

Any/All Katılım Temmuz 2013
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David @ Home
David @ Home@1davidj·
@admiringvega I understand, my question was vague enough. It just felt like there’s an inside joke about pecha berry scizor here or something
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Calzony@Calzony_·
@hellsupermarket honestly don’t know if i had it in me to read a part 3 if it did happen but i genuinely don’t think i could have come up with a less satisfying ending if i actually tried
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Calzony@Calzony_·
the Bakushin Gif™️ hit my timeline like crack and now my homepage is unusable once again
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Skrillex@Skrillex·
Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares
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Calzony@Calzony_·
they forget to tell you that wearing stiff leather loafers on a day you have to walk around for 18+ hours is a bad idea
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Calzony@Calzony_·
i don’t care how much giga-cancer this artificial protein stuff gives me i will never give up the ability to drink a soda and eat a candy bar and boom that’s 55g of protein
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Napoonhon Doodaparte
Napoonhon Doodaparte@nineinchphallo·
Seeing this breach containment to people who have no idea who Bio-chan or Kikomi are is like horror to me
/tttt/ pics@tttt_pics

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Halimede@HalimedeMF·
Political violence is the single greatest threat to any democracy, and I condemn it in the strongest possible terms. Charlie Kirk was an evil man who stoked this violence. It was his fault and if he really loved the nation he would have shot himself directly.
Halimede@HalimedeMF

The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: spreading hatred, bigotry and suffering, calling for the deaths of the weak, and making really terrible youtube ads. but why would you want to?

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Calzony@Calzony_·
boyfriend refuses to let me name our new cat after a mythical figure because it’s “too lame”, insisting instead on such amazing ideas as “fortnite battle pass”
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Calzony@Calzony_·
this guy imagined a movie, it wasn’t the movie he saw in theaters, got angry, and in order to justify that starts bullshiting political messages that aren’t even in the movie. generationally moronic review
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Napoonhon Doodaparte
Napoonhon Doodaparte@nineinchphallo·
Sloppy kissing with lots of sound that goes on for longer than it should, like if you agree
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Calzony@Calzony_·
idk if this isn’t woke enough if you get upset at this you are too sensitive this is just how white women compliment queer people get over yourself
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Calzony@Calzony_·
Crossed this threshold like 2 years ago but genuinely mind boggling i’ve had this account for the majority of my life and it has made it just noticeably worse #MyXAnniversary
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Calzony@Calzony_·
insane that there are 3 movies starring pedro pascal in theaters rn and none of them are good despite the fact he is easily the best part of all of them
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