Cam Marter

If I don't tweet, it's usually because I haven't left the house in days

3 unfamiliar cats have come up to me today to be petted i think i'm some sort of cat god

FUCK SUMMER I JUST SWALLOWED A FUCKIGN FLY @ MOTHER NATURE LET THE BUGS DIE

allergies are slowly ruining my life 😷🌺🐝

Pretty sure my eyes have bug magnets in them -- in the last week I've had at least 5 bugs fly into my eyes 🐜🐞👀

Omg I think I can feel the hay fever beginning.. 😭😷

@Josh_Doust Oh my god yes. Although a small part of me really wants to try it

@Josh_Doust I actually think I might die lmao

@Tommykillme @Only_Lilly I agree, nothing is more hilarious than watching you two scream for your lives 😱

@Tommykillme @Only_Lilly I'll make a mental note not to sit next to either of you on rides #ChunderPants

@Tommykillme Tbh, if you're drinking the night before, they could be pretty dangerous

@Tommykillme I'm sure the spinning tea cup ride isn't that scary 😉

@Tommykillme Hopefully Alton Towers! You?

It's not even noon and I am considering my first nap of the day

@thetomska They've screwed themselves over with the NHS so maybe they'll die quicker and we can be rid of them

I keep saying things I want to do in real life without searching for it on my phone and I get adverts for said thing, illuminati r u there

I literally can't stop listening to @ASITISofficial

And that was my existential crisis of the day

The fact that YouTube is now 10 years old amazes me but at the same times frightens me at how fast time moves

My Oceans Were Lakes is definitely one of my favourite tracks