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@ali_shew 12=hypertension

@maryshewmaker Kind of because I'm a mexican and you aren't

@CamShewmaker kind of? when did that happen?

is my family the only one who gets gifts for their pets?

Hello internet I would like to publicly acknowledge this person's idea and say thank you so much for it and I'm gonna let you finish but this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard

I couldn't have asked for a better last game as student at Texas A&M. Proud to be an Aggie 👍

It has been done

The apartments on the corner of Welborn and George Bush need to be torn down

It's infuriating to know that all Santa Fe teachers had to offer their students was to tell them to run and hide. It's disgusting that schools don't value the lives of their students enough to protect them. Gun control doesn't work. Fix it now. #ArmTeachers #2A

@ali_shew selling hippie foods

When the F-bomb was used appropriately

I miss College Station and walking 2 miles from the parking lot to class. It's a good kind of cult.

Wish I had a spring break, but I'm thankful for such a memorable weekend

Our celebrity judge today! Thanks Jimbo Fisher for helping us out here in Houston! Doesn't he look great on horseback?

And @12GageG gets panda express

This means I get free panda express after 4pm @ali_shew

@ali_shew 18 year old are boys Ali

@ali_shew You aren't old enough to find a man attractive. Let's stick to the word boy.

People will still find ways on killing if we ban guns. Firearms are not the problem.

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