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Bojo MojO-Listen to your heart 🔥🔥🔥 #MySAThrowBackSong

back to back owngoals for Orlando Pirates

Lionel Pessi

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Uzothi umzimba awukaze udlale i AFCON kanti ubudlala kwi T20 Cricket amaPakistan namandiya 😭😭😭

I remember one time i was walking my German shepherd only for one Nigerian man to tell me that my dog looked healthy and delicious….. WTF??😳😳 they eat dogs in Nigeria?

It is a simple life. The air is fresher, the people are happier to see you (maybe because they don't see you as often) and you get to have a place of belonging. Your neighbours in GP can change with one call to an estate agent, back home that is not the case. More stable. Predictable. You don't need to book an airbnb for the quiet, just a few bags of groceries in the boot or even feeling welcome when you come empty handed. Depending on how rural it is, the simplee acts become an adventure. From cooking to heating up water. You can trace the lineage of everyone around you. That dude you are fighting with at the tavern, his grandfather and your grandfather were friends. Your surname means something and not just a diluted sequence of letters on a title deed that means nothing to everyone around you. Your loud family coming together is not a Body Corporate fine. Greeting is not met with the silent question of "What do you want". It's just what happens. Minding your own business is not good manners, it is frowned upon. Everyone is involved and no invitations are needed to your grief or your celebrations. Things move quickly in GP, the villages are a slow beat. The only thing fast is the music.

When you suddenly find yourself manipulating 3 females ghosting 4 of them and leading 2 on, which is weird because there was once a lover boy that would do anything for 1 female

🚨🏆 𝗡𝗘𝗪: According to UEFA, Messi has only 3 UCL titles. They have confirmed on their official website.

“Vaginal tightening” but y’all don’t believe it can become a borehole when overused? Yeah okay.

Imagine your wife making you wear Nigerian not knowing she misses Okonko .🤣

Friends in need, are friends indeed. Complete the list: South Africa China Russia

🚨📊 UEFA Champions League topscorers from the Quarter-Finals onwards.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I confirmed with @adidas, it’s original.

I need that Gauteng-Limpopo high speed train in our lifetime

A graduate with no AFCON experience 🫣😅

🚨 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗣: In 2014, •Most Goals: James Rodriguez •Most Assists: Juan Cuadrado •Highest Rating: Toni Kroos •World Champions: Germany •Player of the tournament: Messi. 🤔

Makgopa last time Orlando Pirates won the league

We've already done it against Sundowns 🤷‍♂️

Bro to Bro: Never sign a player who once played in the AFCON

🚨| BREAKING: FIFA recognize that Cristiano Ronaldo was the first and only non-forwad to ever win the Golden Boot.